clown whore

A prostitute or slut (or any woman really), donning make-up to such extremes so as to render her face a likeness to that of a circus clown's. Generally this would involve lots of of vibrant eyeshadow, blush and lipstick.

The Red Light District and Las Vegas, for example, is full of clown whores

by Clown Pimp July 31, 2009

tears of a clown

A phrase used to describe a person who appears joyful and chipper around people but is actually emotionally distraught. Usually this results from heartbreak or a severely stubbed toe.

Johnny: Have you heard Al's joke about his last ex!!!?
Betty: It's funny! But I'm sure he hides the tears of a clown.
Johnny: ...Betty your such a frikin downer.

by Ejizelator March 2, 2016

Zombie Clown

the two scariest things ever conceived by man. Zombies, and Clowns.

If a zombie outbreak occured at a circus, you'd be fucked. You'd have to deal with a Zombie Clown. Or Worse; Zombie CLOWNS.

by Paddy O'Mally May 28, 2008

more fun than a clown on fire

to be exceedingly entertaining, much like a clown on fire

Listening to Bush try to talk about foreign affairs is more fun than a clown on fire

by Thomas Hersh February 3, 2004

Bill O The Clown

This is what Keith Olbermann sometimes calls Bill O'Reily on his show Countdown. Always used as an insult.

"Bill O The Clown, today's Worst...Person...in the World"!

by smooth steve March 13, 2009

Clowny Clown Clown

The greatest song of all time, written by Crispin Glover, who played Willard.
This song adn the music video are pure genius and should be entered into some kind of museum.

"I want a beautiful wedding, so I obviously chose Clowny Clown Clown as my wedding song."

by ricecrispinglover November 11, 2009

sucko the clown

A narcissistic and incompetent person in a leadership position who habitually lies to superiors, brags to peers, and threatens subordinates. A Sucko the Clown is usually diaganosed as psychopathic during a mental health evaluation.

Sucko the Clown completely botched the last print job, blamed it on the new hire, bullied the crew to keep quiet about it, and then boasted all through the staff meeting about his abilities and expertise.

by '52 Broadcaster September 22, 2006