Butterette

A "cigarette" rolled from the butts of previously smothered cigarette tobacco.

I'm at an all time low; I just smoked a butterette. Addiction has never been so harsh.

by bestsuperninja July 31, 2009

Battered Boss Syndrome

A Boss who, because of constant and severe insubordination, may become depressed and/or unable to take any independent action that would allow him or her to fire the abusing employee. The condition explains why abused bosses may not seek assistance from others, fire their abusers, or leave the abusive situation. Sufferers may have low self-esteem, and are often led to believe that the insubordination is their fault.

Agnes and Marion took a steaming dump on Mr. Smith's desk because he asked them to write out their daily schedules. Because of constant insubordination for years, when Mr. Smith saw the warm turds, he stated, "This is my fault. They've been working SOOOO hard. At least they didn't poop on my chair." Little did he know....indeed they had shat his chair. Mr. Smith was suffering from Battered Boss Syndrome. :(

by HilSug July 10, 2010

Butterdick

Usually used as an act of revenge. Butter Dicking somebody includes rubbing a stick of butter on your member, then rubbing your buttery member on the person (or something the person owns).

guy #1: "Theres something slimy on my car door handle"
guy #2: "Uh-oh, theres a note on your windshield that says 'You've been Butterdicked!'"
guy #1: "FML"

by butterdicker April 19, 2009

butterdicking

when a guy doesn't have any lube, but he suggests using some butter from a tub in the fridge

Erica didn't have any lube at her house, so she and her date tried butterdicking with the tub of Land-o-Lakes from the fridge.

by vwallac September 29, 2017

Battered Sav

A man who is having sexual intercourse with a woman/man on the beach. He then pulls out his penis, dips it in the sand, and then goes back to the sexual intercourse.

Gary gave Jill a battered sav.

by Benbow September 7, 2007

Butterdick

half-witted whore-wanna-being dankish pig

"What does Butterdick and a mo-ped have in common? They're both fun to ride till your friend see's you."

by crackalackin March 6, 2008

battered

To be highly insulted. Usually so insulted that the victim is left speechless. Similar to owned. Often used with served.

Guy 1: Yo mamma so dumb she bought a solar powered flash-light!

Guy 2: You got battered like a cod!

Guy 3: *angryface*

by Karlsberg June 21, 2008