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business major

Someone who ought to not be attending college. These people are generally completely clueless as to what they want to do with themselves but are too stupid to study a real subject and so major in business thinking that it will somehow lead to money. Sadly what these sad individuals tend to not realize is that they're a dime a dozen and should be counting their blessings if they manage to get a job that doesn't involve the phrase "would you like fries with that?"
"That guy we just passed had business major written all over him."

"A real loser huh?"
by Made Fiend August 20, 2007
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Serious Business

by Philly Phillz May 10, 2010
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Buying Textbooks

(adjective) {bahy-iung/tekst-books}
A sadistict torture ritual performed by most colleges and universities upon students. After paying a fortune in money they dont have for tutition, students are required to shell out more for "required reading material" they will never touch because they have the internet. The act of purchasing these books is easily comparible to smacking ones-self in the face with a brick. buying them offline is a know way to ease the pain of buying textbooks, but its still a pain in the a**.
Person 1: "what are you doing"
Person 2: "buying textbooks for school"
Person 1: "use amazon, and heres a brick- it might make things less painful"
by Vanderhouvvven January 16, 2011
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Busting a Daisy

Making a scandal and walking away from your boyfriend/girlfriend when fighting over something,making the other person chase after them.
"man my girl was tripping yesterday we got into a fight and she straight busted a Daisy,i had to chase her down the street yelling her name"

"i seen a couple arguing yesterday and the girl just started busting a Daisy,causing her angry boyfriend to chase her down the street"
by THEE KIXSTERMAESTER January 25, 2012
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Bubinga

1. A type of hard wood
2. A type of hard erection
"Man, I got the worst bubinga right now, you have no idea"
by PenchantMarksman March 8, 2013
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Business Wanker

Low tier management, climbing the corporate ladder but just above peon and thinks they're the shit. Dresses in brand head to toe but drives a people carrier. Plays sport with other business wankers. Probably got a wankery name like Rory, Gavin or Gary
Gav is off to play golf with his fellow business wanker friends.
by Aimybot September 17, 2016
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business poop

A business poop is a public standing poop made in extreme haste. Often made while waiting inline for the tube or a Costa coffee, partitioners simply lower the top half of the pants to below the waist and poop. Special care must be taken to apply enough bowl pressure to excrete the faeces a sufficient distance from the body. Regular business poopers may evolve a large air sack in their lower intestine capable of inflating and releasing pressure at will. Hernias are not uncommon.
Tom is a business man, who only has time for business poops
by Thomas Kielbasa May 30, 2017
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