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bush

(verb)

To profoundly blunder or mess something up.
To muck up, screw up, botch up, or bungle something either unintentionally due to your own stupidity or intentionally due to a lack of caring.
"I wish I would have read the instructions before attempting to assemble that bookshelf. Next time, I won't bush it."

"I can't believe I dropped that bottle! It shattered everywhere! I really bushed it."

"Man. She totally bushed her homework."

"My sister is so mean! She bushes my hair when I'm sleeping."

"You can't just go bushing peoples' property, Jimmy. You should respect other people, not bush their stuff."
by Dave Morrin January 22, 2009
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bush

1. A funny looking shrub.
2. America's funny looking president.
1. The man pissed on the bush.
2. Bush started the "War on Terrorism"
by Evil She-Monkey April 13, 2004
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Bushes

The act of doing or saying completely anything. If you feel like cursing at someone but do not want to curse, use bushes or bush.
The kkk are such Bushes.
by lilbushboy March 17, 2011
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Bush

1. (Noun) A cocksucker who keeps sending more boys to Iraq when he knows more of them are going to get killed.

2. (verb) A pussy who would not last a day in the battlefields of Iraq if you sent him there.
You soldiers have a job to do in this battle in Faluja. So stop being a Bush and keep on pressing...
by Alas December 29, 2006
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Bush

A dumbass...what more is there needed to be said?
"WE LOVE BLACK PEOPLE" this was on a sign held by Bush and his mother...not the sharpest tool in the shed is she?

The first president who almost got assasinated by a pretzel.

He's almost as dumb as the people who voted for him twice.
by Mori-kun February 6, 2007
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bush

1. The famous "Green Tylenol"
2. An ungroomed package... can be either sex.
3. The worst president of the United States of America that there has ever been.
4. A crappy close minded Republican.
5. Man with one of the lowest IQ's in the world... 90 (and we let this guy take over the country!)
6. A low shrub with many branches.
Example for #1: Meggis: Who's got the bush!?
Brookelyn: Yo! I got's the bush biznitch! So, lets get lit!
Example for #2: Holy shit! That bush is outta control. Get my scissors and I'll trim it up for ya.
Example for #3: George Bush Jr.
Example for #4: George Bush Jr.
Example for #5: George Bush Jr.
Example for #6: I have a beautiful Prim Rosebush outside in my front yard.
by mrsmegnolia May 23, 2006
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Bush

Unidentified xenomorph whom people didnt really realize was president until recently. To quote one of many, "Yeah, i saw him on TV and talks about him running for president and i thaught it was all one big prank and didn't really pay attention"
"Bush is president. It wasn't a prank show on Jay Leno. It was real. Immigration to foreign countries by citizens of America have risen drastically."
by god. June 22, 2006
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