Fucking Bullshit

The act of trying to procreate using that which a Bos taurus has defecated.

Person 1: DUUUUDE! Where you fucking bullshit!?
Person 2: Too right I was! A perfect answer for my Zoophilia and Coprophilia!
Person 1: Fucking hell man you're fucking minging.

by Goodolshitbringer October 30, 2019

Justifying Bullshit

When someone tries to make something wrong right, in order to make them better. In the ways of relationships etc.

John: I miss you, we were such a great couple!
Sara: I'm sorry our breakup was for the best.
John: Why are you always JUSTIFYING BULLSHIT?!

by JT.Peters April 5, 2010

Bullshifakin

To tell an obvious lie; Over exaggerate

Joe said he was sick and couldn't go to the bar, but really his girl just wouldn't let him. That clowns gotta quit bullshifakin'.

by RhettxNxWild August 1, 2011

brothaman bullshit

a sneaky con-like tactic used by blacks in authority towards less fortunate blacks

ex.1 i went and asked for a job app. and they sent out a black person to tell me they are not hiring

ex.2 a black cop is the master of brothaman bullshit they will act cool as hell with you and still give you hella charges

by abc321567 October 5, 2010

bullshift

for jobs that involve shiftwork, getting assigned an undesirable shift.

My supervisor gave me the three o'clock bullshift tomorrow.

by mj2007 November 9, 2007

bullshit bullshit

it's not redundant, as the first "bullshit" is an adjective, and the second one is a noun.

dude this is bullshit
what's bullshit?
that bullshit over there!
so that bullshit is bullshit?
werd, that's some bullshit bullshit.
werd.
let's go smoke a bowl.
werd.

by the Juan & only February 14, 2009

Bowling for bullshit

a Colombine-esq massacre of the pc community by Infinity Ward and its community chairman Robert Bowling. A new campaign slogan, it would seem

WHAT??? NO DEDICATED SERVERS??? were bowling for bullshit here, fucking bullshit

by johnny mc awesome January 13, 2010