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Cock Buffer

an aggressive blow job with lots of spit and wax on wax off circular motions on the balls
by AdubP May 12, 2010
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Buffet Raid

This happens when an individual is eating at a buffet, and hordes of people from (but not limited to) church, school, community groups/organizations, events, etc. arrive via charter bus, forcing others to get out of their seats and stock up on as much food items as they can carry, before the rest is lost to the eternal multitude of hungry, rude, and moody crowds pushing and shoving their way to culinary salvation.
Mother: "Hey kiddo! How was CiCi's with Garry?"

Son: "Ehhh... it sucked ass honestly...buffet raid plundered through the food, so Garry and I hardly got to eat anything. We tried to get up and stock on food, but people started trying to take our seats, so we just left."
by IsraelHands09 June 6, 2011
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Buffet Rage

When you think you're hungrier than you really are and so you eat loads. When you're done eating, you can barely move, you stuffed your face fat ass! Now you're angry! You got the buffet rage!
by The lolocaust July 28, 2011
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buffet

by blagguy January 24, 2003
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Jimmy Buffett

One of the best singer/song writers of the 20th century... best known for Margaritaville and Cheeseburger in Paradice
Dumb fuckers type Jimmy Buffet... two t's you stupid ass "big fans"
Jimmy Buffett is one of the best artists
by Robbie June 8, 2004
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Facial Buffet

The term for describing the cheeky act of releasing your baby gravy, on an unsuspecting female, after the act of pork swording.
"She took the greatest facial buffet, I can tell you!"
by richard piper June 29, 2004
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Cock Buffer

Someone who buffs cock, cleaning every inch of it with their mouth. Not unlike buffing a dirty car.
"I hate that son of a bitch Mike, he is such a cock buffer"
by Tical January 17, 2005
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