Brass Chimpanzee

A drink modeled after the colloquially popular ‘brass monkey’ containining any light-colored beer and powdered Tang. For best results, drink the foaming head as you finish the pour.

Just one small step for man.

« I drink Brass Chimpanzee and I rock well »

Brass Chimpanzee by PonytailJones June 24, 2025

oxidized brass instrument 

When a male gets his anus tongued from behind while simultaneously having his meat yanked. The first oxidized brass instrument originated in Florence, Italy between Ms. Lisa and Mr. da Vinci. Historians believe the frown on Mona Lisa is a result of the oxidation from the direct contact of Leonardo da Vinci’s butthole with her lips. Also see Rusty Trombone

Susan took her son to the antique shop and gave him an oxidized brass instrument.

oxidized brass instrument by TukeyComparison April 3, 2019

The Brass 

Plural Noun

Military Slang

Used by common soldiers as an unspecific collective term for people of much higher rank. (the ones making the decisions)

Can also be applied to a police force.

To me, this whole operation seems useless, but if it's what the brass says, we have to do it.

The Brass by TheFreakinGrimReaper March 20, 2013

low brass 

The uncharted territory of the bandroom that is known for their wild and erratic behavior. But watch out they can get away with anything with the director, and it is a myth they secretly run the band.

Famous Celebrities in low brass: Neil Armstrong, Baritone
Tony Stewart, NASCAR driver Trombone
Bill Engvall, comedian Trombone

low brass by Lacie Hall May 12, 2011

get down to brass tacks 

In the trading posts of the old west, the shopkeeper measured out a yard on his wooden counter and inserted two brass thumbtacks. He used this to measure off "yard goods" such as fabrics and rope. So to set the price he first had to get down to brass tacks.

You've selected your fabric, so let's get down to brass tacks.

get down to brass tacks by viperquilter October 17, 2015

Big ass and brass don't mix! 

Translation: Brass stripper poles aren't for overweight butts!

Girl, no way in hell am I jumping up on that stripper pole! You know big ass and brass don't mix!

Big ass and brass don't mix! by talk2me-JCH2 February 16, 2022

Police Your Brass 

To clean up your spent round casings when shooting firearms at a range.

Make sure to police your brass to keep our range floor nice and clean.

Police Your Brass by Xeon06 January 25, 2015