Brad Simpson

He can bat and Bowl he is that fucking good he plays for cricket Australia. He invented the Baggy green cause he is that fucking good. Watch out.

Guy 1L Fuck He is Good
Guy2 I know he's a Brad Simpson

by Linday's Rip July 25, 2018

Brad rack

A rack in beer pong when 5 cups are left, that has 3 cups vertically, with 2 vertical right beside it. The two cups can be placed on either side of the three vertices, merely up to user preference or house rules. The rack is said to have originated from syosset New York, after a kid (presumably a Brad) started calling this, generating a following that’s would transcend geographic and cultural boundaries.

“Dude, let me get a Brad rack, I feel like winning in beer pong.”

by Little fingers big toes March 12, 2019

Brad Russell

AKA BLUEBERRY if you come into contact with a Bradley you will ejaculate. BRAD loves Mustard and love when he gets it squirted all over him. Brads haircut is so fresh it will make you want to give him a blowjob. Brads three pointer is so wet it makes all the girls want to drown in their pussys. Brad tends to suffer with daily period cramps. Brads vagina is so deep that he swallows men with it whole. Although Brad does have a chode he does love his clitoris.

If you see someone with a fat ass and who loves raping his younger brother he can be considered a Brad Russell

by Big choppa April 28, 2021

Boring Brad

A guy so utterly boring that the mere mention of his name causes people to immediately pass out.

I hope Boring Brad won’t be there. Guy he’s talking to falls flat on his face asleep

by Pete Timmers November 14, 2021

Brad Lidge

The guy who strikes you out with a slider in the dirt or a fastball up.

"The 0-2 Pitch swing and a miss!!!! the Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball Brad Lidge strikes out Eric Henskie !!!"

by Number54lidgefan April 25, 2009

brad pitting

When you decide to not wear underwear, and you can see those lines leading to your penis. This only applies for males, females is called Paris Hiltoning.

"Hey man I just zipped my dick up, I shouldnt have went brad pitting tonight"

"Hey man I think that girl is paris hiltoning"

by Daniel Bolton October 28, 2005

brad keselowski

Also known as horse face. Neigh!!

Wrecked Jeff Gordon at Texas in 2014. Knocked him out of the chase because he couldn't see over his horse snout.

NASCAR fan #1: Did you see what Horse Face did??
NASCAR fan #2: yeah, uncalled for. Probably because Brad Keselowski's horse snout got in the way.

by Nascar2488 May 22, 2016