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Don’t let him near your schools or kids
Holy shit a brad. “We got a code red, lock down the school”
by Waltuh_man February 21, 2023
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A replacement name for a man your mom is sleeping with instead of your absent father.
Mom's got another Brad over tonight.
by Marlee_M26 June 22, 2023
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A guy born in 1972 that shoots 72
Brad shot par again
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A “Brad” is a term used to describe a male who, while not as handsome as a “Chad,” still possesses a certain appeal to some women due to his decent looks and frat boy behavior. Brads are often characterized by their highly toxic nature and lack of seriousness towards life. They are typically the type of guys women will party and hook up with, but not consider for marriage due to their unreliability.
After dating a few Brads during her college years, she realized she needed someone more reliable and mature.
by Angry Guy MWA October 12, 2023
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Eating chips out of a male ass in a sexual or non sexual way
by Xzxery May 4, 2024
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For every 10 Bradley’s there is one who is the complete opposite to all the previous definitions. This Bradley will act as though he is a loyal, caring friend however nothing is good enough for him, he is never in the wrong and will treat you good generally when with you however will put you on show so others getting impression he can’t stand you. He will tell you that you are
Wrong even though your expressing your own feelings which can’t be wrong as they are yours after all.

He will continue to make plans with you and then not show up or get you to help him with little jobs to help him however can’t acknowledge the fact you have gone out of your way and bent over backwards to do anything for him as in your eyes he is your best mate (that is when suits him to hang out with you)
He will get cranky if anyone’s is around when you tell him he has upset you and will look you in the eyes and say they we are the ones who should be licking arse as we he completely believes he is not in the wrong.
Loves messing with peoples head . Telling rrthem what they wanna hear and do the opposite as
Hey Brad, you going to say something about being in the wrong …. Nah I am never wrong everyone else is always at fault
by Bambara March 5, 2024
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(noun)
1. A man who believes charm can replace accountability, usually emotionally shallow but overly confident. Brad is the grown male equivalent of a Karen, except instead of demanding to speak to the manager, he demands validation, casual intimacy, and no consequences.
2. The kind of guy who flirts while married, sends voice memos no one asked for, and uses phrases like “I just don’t want you to feel uncomfortable” after doing something deeply uncomfortable.
3. A repeat character in emotionally confusing Snapchats. Never the hero—always the subplot you should have skipped.

Symptoms of a Brad:
• Texts “hey” at 11 PM like it’s a love language
• Flirts in secret, but swears it’s “just friendship”
• Calls his relationship “complicated” (it’s not—it’s just him)
• Uses charm, a southern drawl, or gym pics to mask emotional laziness
• Says “I can’t help it” instead of “I’m sorry”
“He said we have a deep connection, but he also said his wife doesn’t know about me. Classic Brad.”
by EmotionalExitStrategy June 18, 2025
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