"Whoa, what happened to you?"
"I don't remember, but it looks like I fell down stairs or something!"
"Ah, must be a booze bruise."
"I don't remember, but it looks like I fell down stairs or something!"
"Ah, must be a booze bruise."
by BoozeBruise March 14, 2015

One who basts booze. A baster is used to suck sauce out of a food of some sort. Booze is a symbol of fun here. Essentially, it is someone who sucks the fun out of things. A synonym is "party pooper".
Sasha is such a booze baster. We were just trying to enjoy our English class and he went and basted the booze.
by DaTacoSauce November 21, 2010

by Gummiwizard69420 July 3, 2020

I Boozed Her.
by BastaMusic May 18, 2014

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by Adam Howell October 18, 2008
