Blathshib

The art of one party performing fellatio on another party in the bath, whilst a friend, colleague or close associate of either of the bathing individuals excretes using a toilet situated in the same room as the aforementioned bath.

Charlotte gave Ian a blathshib in the bath tub, whilst their close friend Timothy took a dump on the ajacent toilet facility.

"I say honey, my brother is in the bathroom taking a shit - fancy drawing a bath and giving me a blathshib?"

by *OZZY* October 13, 2008

Blotching

To combine the two past times of blogging and bitching

Last night I spent quite a bit of time blotching about that idiot at work!

by Chromecide March 12, 2009

Bloshkin

fancy word for getting a blow job in the car

I got a bloshkin on the way to work today..almost crashed my car.

by J...DAWG March 31, 2009

Bloshed

To be so excited for a first date, you pee yourself a bit.

"How was your date with Jenny last night" "Good, except the minute she opened the door I totally bloshed."

by WordDefiner420 October 11, 2009

Bloghead

an excessive, possibly a qualifiable addict, reader of blogs. This can take the form of any type of blog (be it design, news, political, photography, typography, film, cooking, video games, fashion, etc.), with true Blogheads making no distinction between the content of said weblogs and reading practically every unqualified opinion on the internet.

Ralph thinks he's really smart, but he's really just a Bloghead

by sephilantosophy January 12, 2010

Blotchetarian

The word to describe where the sun is out but there are many, quite badly defined, clouds in the sky. Normally occurs on summer mornings following uplift of mist or humid conditions during breakdown of summer weather into thundery weather.

'There are too many clouds to sunbathe in these blotchetarian weather conditions.'

by mids99 June 8, 2010

BLONTHH

(Acronym)
-is an acronym for Brima Likes Oreos not Twinkies Horray Hogwarts
-is commonly used to express different kinds of feelings. Usually associated with Uselessness. ;ineptitude.
-There's also a day called BLONTHH Day, every November 19 or 19th of any month, celebrated by few people who believe eating oreos at this day will prove nothing.

Person 1: Hey dude, i cant come to your party tomorrow.
Person 2: Aww!Why not?
Person 1: Its complicated, i just cant.
Person 2: ....BLONTHH.

by randomcesss January 23, 2011