a person who truly stops at nothing to prevent another (usually a male) from getting any type of burn.
when sean saw that mahsul was getting too much burn he initiated the cock blocker 3000 (a.k.a Max) who then approched Mahsul and asked him for the hw... while he got it from his bag max began talking to the girl.... max then left with mahsuls hw, his girl, and his dignity.... the encounter ended with mahsul calling max a cock blocker.
by Firekrotch October 11, 2007
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by thegohst525 January 23, 2010
Get the photo cock blocker mug.Someone who is a master at blocking large amounts of cum much like the Bruce Lee is a master at martial arts.
by The Dinkster August 19, 2016
Get the Master Cum Blocker mug.When assisting a customer at a retail store, getting your sale on, and the girlfriend comes and says, "you look gay." Your sale is gone. You've been cockblocked.
As soon as I got him to put on one of those $500 shirt, his girlfriend totally cock blocked me. What a bitch.
by hurricane November 7, 2003
Get the Cock Blocker mug.a person who stops you getting close/hot/freaky/flat/sex with someone else; they always seem to turn up as things are about to get interesting.
jay: hi, Emily, whats up
Emily: come closer jay I'm cold
(jay puts arm around emily)
george walks up hi guys can I chill with you for a bit
jay: get lost you prone blocker
Emily: come closer jay I'm cold
(jay puts arm around emily)
george walks up hi guys can I chill with you for a bit
jay: get lost you prone blocker
by slicesliceroflknife March 4, 2009
Get the prone blocker mug.A single girl's friend, usually male, that prevents any other guys from flirting with her or asking her out - the female equivalent to the male term, cock blocker.
Hey girl, you should really stop going out with your friend, Greg. You'll never get any numbers cause he's a clam blocker!
by Dr. Starf*cker May 27, 2011
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