bumble blast

In times of desperate need. The act of sending a mass text to anyone you’ve dated using the Bumble dating app (or any other dating app, just change Bumble to the app used). It is a desperate attempt to hook up or initiate a relationship in the midst of a crisis.

A video call between two friends:
Mary: i’ve been sheltering in place for three weeks. I can’t take this dry phase anymore.

Jane: honey, i was going thru the same thing last week. so, i sent a Bumble Blast. now i’m hooking up with Chad, Rico, and Suave!

by pantaloonsareback April 5, 2020

vanity blast

Using social media tools in a vain attempt to increase one's perception in the eyes of others, most commonly accomplished via real-time mobile updates.

Wanker: "I'd switch to Google+, but without status updates how can I let my friends know to envy me???"
Everyone else: "No one cares about you, or your vanity blasts!"

by Sebastian Owl July 25, 2011

blasty blast

having a great time doing something, extention of having a blast

Rolling around in the back of the cement truck was a blasty blast-Dane Cook,Comedian

by renee rodriguez September 23, 2006

blast rag

The piece of material like a wash cloth or a sock a male ejaculates into when masterbating.

Eric would ejaculate into his blast rag in order to diminish the clean up proccess after masturbating.

by Ganymede1533 December 29, 2006

Zipper Blasting

An act of intimacy between premarital Mormons where the two partners engage or simulate the act of having sex but where the clothes remain on so that the zippers on both partners' pants come into contact with each other.

"Where is Dave tonight?"
"He left with his girlfriend. They are probably zipper blasting back at her place."

by Craig00 February 12, 2006

put on blast

to put someones secrets and personal business in the spotlight without them being willing.

In class my damn teaher told my grade to the class. She put all my shit on blast!

by Aaron November 21, 2003

Cab Blast

Finger banging a chick in a Taxi Cab with your buddy sitting beside you trying not to watch - Usually on the way home after drinking excessively.

"He really Cab Blasted that chick with the Dooch beside him..."

by Boumeester April 6, 2006