Blumpkin spiced latte; n. When one partner drinks a spiced latte and then proceeds to have a bowel movement in the bathroom of a Starbucks whilst receiving a hummer.
by GroupText303 January 9, 2015
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Also used as a substitute expletive
Also used as a substitute expletive
Your wheelchair is blocking my path so bempck you Susan!
Why the bempck did Apple remove the headphone jack?
Why the bempck did Apple remove the headphone jack?
by papabless October 5, 2016
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recieving a blow job, while taking a dump.
by baggs November 24, 2004
Get the blump mug.A cup that is continuosuly used and never cleaned. Usually the cup is so dirty all sorts of germs and mold are highly visable, similar to what the aftermath of a blumpkin would look like.
Ever since the cafeteria started giving away free coffee my mug is starting to look like a Blumpkin Cup. I drink so much coffee I just have no time to clean it out each use.
by BSKabus February 9, 2010
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by Danger Taylor February 24, 2008
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Yesterday morning this chic gave me another "blumpkin" so I got her a t-shirt that says "blumpkinator" she wears it proudly!
by TheCraw April 22, 2008
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