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bachelor

A single guy. A guy who hasn't gotten married. Single.
That guy will always be a bachelor, because he's ugly and stinks. Who would wanna marry him?
by Dimmu-Borgir November 7, 2010
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bachelorette pad

The housing or apartment in which a single woman or women live.
1. The ultimate bachelorette pad would have at least one bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, and a couch for guests!
2. A bachelorette pad is of the equivalence of a bachelor pad.
3. Mary and her wild roomies are constantly throwing raging parties at the bachelorette pad.
by Mary Barnes May 1, 2008
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Bachelor sauce

Ketchup; so called because of it's occasional use by lazy bachelors as a makeshift spaghetti sauce when they're nothing else in the fridge.
Damn, we're out of canned tuna and Vienna sausage. Guess it's time to break out the bachelor sauce.
by S. Dedalus January 16, 2009
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Bachelor's Triforce

Threesome involving only men
So what did those three gay guys do in the hotel?
I heard they had a Bachelor's Triforce!
by NoHomoBro June 29, 2011
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Bathead

When a blindfolded partner must locate and perform oral sex on their partner's respective genitals, while emitting clicking noises or high-pitched screeches.
"Baby I have something really exciting for us to try tonight"

"What is it?"

"I want you to give me bathead"

"What is that?"

"Shut up and put on this blindfold"
by Shwagger March 8, 2017
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bachelorette party

A nite where the bride to be and her favorite ladies, dress up, and go out for one last night on the toswn to be wild and crazy before marriage. Normally lots of liquor and drugs are involved with a nice spa day in the morning in their 5 star hotel.
Theres no such thing as cheating during a bachelorette party.
by Budderfly July 19, 2016
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northwolf bathes in diarrhea

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by fap fap March 18, 2005
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