Bambinos

A savage attack that is administered by beating a victim on their back using both fists. The side of the fist used should be the side opposite the thumbs, as opposed to the classic 'punch' position. Causes extreme pain in and usually winds the victim. Formerly known as the 'Chimp Punches.

I just did the Bambinos on Gus. He pretended it broke his back.

by Jamie Freeman2 March 4, 2008

batting for the home team

When a man/woman is gay. Home team is refered to being either male or female

the gay man was batting for the home team.

by someguy May 13, 2005

batkin

Batkin is a word that has hewbrew and slavic origins. The prefix "bat" comes from the old hewbrew word for village, and the suffix "kin" represents old slavic for perversion. So when combined, the word literally means village perversion. It has evolved through time, and in modern context Batkin, is a word that describes many things. This word can be changed to describe bliss, imprudence, foolishness, hatred, humor, sincere character along with numerous other things.

Here are some examples:

“That was batkin like” –meaning a stupid action

“Oh wait you are not batkin” – a joke used to point out that the individual is not stupid after all

“It has a Batkinnesque feel to it” – A feeling of superior stupidity

“Batkinism” – the theory of idiocy

by Michael F to the V January 10, 2005

batting 1000

Having a wordwicked/word streak of success; doing well so far in a series of challenges

I haven't missed a point all quarter in Calculus; I'm batting a thousand

by The Rabid Definer November 8, 2003

Bathing Your Grandmother

Blogging.

People who don't know the definition get pretty freaked out when you use it. Tis funny.

Hey
Hello!
What's up?
Bathing your grandmother.
Oh, what about?
The strangest thing happened today! I just had to write about it!

I am bathing your grandmother right now.
... no. Stop. Please. Why did you even bother telling me this?! I never asked to know! meh.
(This person may or may not have known that bathing your grandmother means blogging)

by Welcome to Ohio September 23, 2009

Batting in the shade

To be disoriented. Term is derived from baseball, when shadows covering the field make it difficult for batters to gauge the speed of pitches.

My friend was totally batting in the shade when he was trying to order a drink after he spilled the last one all over the bartender.

When I woke up in that guy's bed, trying to find my clothes on the floor was like batting in the shade.

by oneflipflop January 16, 2009

bathing the bone

is anytime a girl gets a guy's penis wet with some of her fluids or yet another way of having sex

Alexie knew that buying Sofia flowers would be another step towards her bathing the bone.

by von groovy September 15, 2017