It’s me, Barbie

When you feel you can do anything possible, because Barbie had so many jobs

You know, with this scholarship, I feel free. It’s me, Barbie!

by Dreami February 21, 2018

barbitard

A pretty, or not so pretty, girl or woman who is really dumb or incompetent. Combination of the words Barbie, as in Barbie doll, and retard. Barbitard.

That manager is really pretty, but she's so dumb. She got fired because she's a barbitard.

by Zzzt June 14, 2005

Western Barbie

Slut i.e. knows how to ride a horse

Casey: Mary slept with the whole football team!
Hallie: Yeah, I know right! What a Western Barbie.

by Ashley Hemmingway April 16, 2008

The Big Bambino

When a man is on top of his partner, fully erect, while pointing and staring at a wall, cock slaps his partner in the face, then puts his dick back in his pants, then runs bases around there room tipping his hat.

I fucked a bitch and hit her with the big bambino

by Poopy butt plug 2.0 November 7, 2020

Barbie

A deformed doll that is supposedly "pretty" even though her legs take up two thirds of her body i.e.: legs and a head. If she were real she'd suffer from severe gastric problems due to her waist being freakishly small.

I like to dress Barbie, but wish she looked more normal and didn't wear pink all the time. The Japanese Barbie is cuter since she resembles an Anime character. I submitted a picture of her.

by fags-in-the-shower April 9, 2006

Babbing

To jiggle ones male genitalia merrily or with great viggor. Babbing can also be acomplished accidently, or unprovoked by the wearing of loose undergarments while runnning. Comparable to scooping, but of the balls or penis. Studies have shown there are only minor effects on the body, besides mild chaffing and slight irritation to the genital region and/or pubic area.
We have it from the doctor of babbing himself,Babmaster, that one should bab ones self a minimum of once a day. But not more than twice, which results in playing with ones self. Which is not bad, but is not babbing.

Will: I'm babbing like crazy! (he wore boxers to track instead of briefs)

Hamburg track team: LOOK HOW BAB THAT COCK IS!

by Babmaster & associates February 19, 2009

barbie fat

Barbie Fat is when your fat but not actually fat. Its something a model would say to another model, when she's eating a cake instead of eating a celery. Yes at that mere instance of eating just that once slice of cake you are barbie fat.

Barbie because women are often surrounded with the idea that she must look like that picture perfect barbie model and figure. The norm of looking like barbie has made me invent the idea of being barbie fat, simply being 'fat' when your not actually fat.

By: O.K

brunette: hey i weigh just 5 more pounds than you
Blonde: your fat
brunette: doesnt get it

me: no one will brunette, your not fat your "barbie fat"

by kinonahk December 5, 2010