bill bailey

THE best stand-up act and comedian, and probably one of the funniest guys on tv right now.
kinda looks like a troll, but who cares?
self-proclaimed "confused hippy"

bill bailey has appeared in:

black books
never mind the buzzcocks

and guest stars in many other british tv shows.

by fiona clarke December 9, 2008

Baileys

You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?
Bailey's. Mmm... creamy.
And this one's as close as you can get to Baileys without your eyes gettin' wet.

Stef:Say, Rachel, fancy some baileys??
Rachel:yeah! why not!. But i only drink it from shoes.
Stef:oh yeah totally, no other why to drink it!
*clunk shoes together and down contents in a celebratory fashion.*

by PlanPony January 18, 2008

champ bailey

starting cornerback for the denver broncos. spent his college career at the university of georgia. Tied for the league lead with 10 interceptions in 2006. It could've been over 20 interceptions if teams would actually throw at him. The only quarterback to throw at Bailey was Matt Leinart, who got picked twice by Bailey.

Announcer: Another pick by Champ Bailey. If people threw at him, he would've been defensive MVP.

by seaaaa February 6, 2007

Bailey

A very gorgeous, kind and brave woman. Adorable and child like and yet wise beyond her years. An activist and an old soul. She is about as radically feminist and leftist as they come, and very stubborn about it. Can be overly sensitive and emotional at times but very empathetic and tries to see the good in everyone. Incredible eyes. Always beautiful, but she doesn't believe it and is very self conscious and can't take a compliment. Very smart but again, doesn't believe it and yet everyone has or has had a crush on her at some point. People fall in love instantly, but she's a victim of her own charm and beauty, a heartbreaker and a self-admitted slut so be careful.

"Look, there's Bailey at that protest!"

"Bailey is totally the full package, I heard she has several lovers."

"Bailey is lovely, too bad she doesn't believe it.

by WTME May 10, 2013

baife

baife báif
(comparative baifeier, superlative baifest)
adj
1. A lower class person who believes that they are mixture of Chav and Boffin. Normally female, although males are not unheard of. They can be seen sporting Adidas© Playboy© and other Chavvy brands. Scraggily ponytails are vitally important to achieve this “Baifeywen” look.

Encarta ® World English Dictionary © & (P) 1998-2004 Micr

"Oh My God, What a Baife!"
"She's got such a Baify ponytail!"
"She is the baifest of them all!"
"You are baifier than I am!"

by Mercedes06 September 21, 2008

Bailey Ledford

A really cute guy who loves skateboarding and has puffy hair. He'll be best friends with a girl, and then ask her out. Don't be fooled by his sensitivity, In the end it's all a lie. He's really just a loser douchebag that needs a haircut.

Girl 1: Damn he's fine
Girl 2: Don't talk to him, He's a Bailey Ledford.

by DevaneeWall December 14, 2011

Bail-den

Agreeing to an event or function well in advance and leaving it until the last minute to cancel, subsequently fucking up your friends plans. Usually sent via non verbal means and comprising of multiple but equally pathetic excuses

Mike: Think I'm going to have to give tonight a miss mate. I'm shattered and I don't think I can really afford another night out this week as I'm meant to be putting a deposit down on a house next week. Could maybe do the pub at the weekend though.

Adam: Classic Bail-den.

by Baghead November 28, 2012