Bahai Blast

A divine soda. Taco Bell is the seat of a contented colon and a nourished soul. To eat it is to feel joy. To feel joy is to eat it. It is beautiful. Yet to properly respect this most sacred gift of God it must be and only can be consumed with the proper traditional drink. Truly a drink which consumed by the right soul can lead to All-Venerable Spiritual Ecstasy! A pop who's heavenly flavor bubbles up to eternal life! The beverage of the Aeon. Once, an Angel came down and troubled the waters of an extra-large cup of Bahai Blast. Any man who drinks thereof drinks to eternal life! When someone thinks this is merely a joke or disrespectful to the religion, remember, all of my memories are very precious blessings that I owe to God. Even the good food and drink that I was blessed to consume growing up and till this very day. This isn't even ironic. When God so created the hard-shell taco, he so created the Bahai Blast in that very same breath. And to this day, the closeness of these two seemingly unrelated words is not lost on me. The mystery of the Bahai Blast is real! No disrespect. This is actually highest respect. Even little blessings from God are sacred. Plus it's just really good.

The Bahai Blast went great with that Chipotle Ranch Chicken Burrito!

by THE OLD SCHOOLER July 18, 2023

bakrichodh

Someone who wants to fuck a goat or a goat type personality (eg. Messi)

That guy is a famous bakrichodh

by Dr. BigBootyKiller July 27, 2023

Bahrain Cultural Trip

The Bahrain Cultural Trip (BCT) - an annual pilgrimage to Juffair in Bahrain where participants carry out ridiculous and futile activities such as taking a selfie with the topiary horse, drinking a pint in the World’s Shittest Bar and reciting their infamous poem, “T’was The Night Before Bahrain”.
Attendees are encouraged to get a red dot tattoo – known as the “mark of Juffair” - to mark each completed tour. The front runners currently have 8 tattoos (as of September 2023).

Belinda - "Darling, have you booked our honeymoon for August yet?"
Royston - "Yeah - about that...I'm going to have to duck out. Got the Bahrain Cultural Trip on that weekend. BOOM!!"

by MaccieG August 20, 2023

Bakri balloon

A medical device used in obstetrics to manage postpartum hemorrhage

We need the Bakri balloon before her ginormous period leaks everywhere.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

Bakriya

Bakriya is the person who are sunni's becuase they follow abu bakr abu bakr is the 1st caliph of islam

i am shia but i have A Bakriya friend

by stoy8742 September 26, 2023

Badriyah

Beautiful , sweet girl , Who doesn’t play she will beat a bitch ass if someone messes with her , she doesn’t think before she acts , she is hotheaded but really cool to hang round badriyah keeps it real and dose not play around she’s really fun , sweet , caring , pretty , and loving , Find yourself a badriyah

Damnnn you so chill i thought you was a badriyah

by Monkey2coool November 20, 2023

Bakri

The sexual deviant who loves a good menstrual cycle smash. Brazen with muscle, Bakri loves a good blood bath!

The Bakri took over the small teenager and made full use of her excretions

by Bogus Choneman December 6, 2023