backseat

Your ass.
A place where homos live for.

Bob the homo is a backseat bandit.

by Dick Splash January 2, 2004

backseat surfer

Someone who leans over your shoulder with his dick up your anal passage, dictating which porn picture on the gay website you should click next

Oh yeah oooooh click on Gary, click Gary you biatch I am about to shoot hot yoghurt up your ass
CLICK GARY or I will spank your ass with this rubber cock
ok ok keep it there a picture of Gary oh yeah look at his big hard nob of rock, Oh I want to suck that lump of beef. Am I a real a real backseat surfer OR WHAT ?

by dick the perv January 31, 2008

backseat

Backseat is when something is horrible and sucky. This makes perfect sense because no one likes to sit in the backseat, and sometimes nasty things happen in backseats. This will catch on in the near future.

You're soooo backseat

Yo momma's backseat

Don't be a backseat person

by Bitsy-Boo December 19, 2009

backsplash

the pee that splashes on you by accident while pissing in front of a urinal

Having backsplash on your pants can really fuck up your day.

by sheezy03 November 9, 2008

backbreaker

Backbreaker: A hottie, or beautiful woman. In a trauma in which someone breaks their back, priapism, or a spontaneous erection, can happen due to swelling of the lower abdominal area due to the fracturing of the lower vertebrae in the back.

Damn bro! Did you see Holly last night in that mini skirt? She is such a backbreaker!!

by JohnBinSB June 13, 2007

Backseat driver

The fourth best position when travelling in a car or ute. In the usual order, from best to worst, the seats are: driver, shotgun, wingman (behind shotgun), backseat driver (behind the driver), bitch (if it exists), hump, and bed.

Contrary to popular belief, the hump is not the seat between driver and shotgun. That is the bitch seat. The hump is located behind the bitch seat, where there often is a hump in the floor, thus the name.

Joe: "Shotgun!"
Mike: "Well, then, I take wingman."

Bill: "I'm too tall for backseat driver or hump, so I take bitch. Put the dog in the cargo bed."

by Diacetylm0rphine September 9, 2010

Backseat bartending

The action of drinking alcohol or mixing drinks in the back seat of the car because buying drinks in the club is just too damn expensive.

"Lets go back to the car for some backseat bartending."

by TheRedCrayon November 14, 2011