The barbarian night watch

The barbarian night watch is when you or someone else glues there pubic hair to their chest, puts on a thong and watch’s people through their windows at night.

Did you hear about the man that got 10 years in prison for committing The barbarian night watch.

by Norplu February 28, 2021

The Nutty Barbarian

This act includes the following: You and your partner are heating things up, you tell them you need to "freshen up" in the restroom. You proceed to take the nastiest shit you can WITHOUT wiping. You run to the bed and sit on her face you then violently rub your non wiped ass and nuts up and down her face.

After along day of shopping with the wife and bad mexican food, she wanted to try on her new lingerie so I knew she was in for The Nutty Barbarian.

by Raydingess November 29, 2011

Arya noon barbari

The most noon barbari mf in the world and dope asf tbh if u ever meet a noon barbari especially arya noon barbari not PARSA omlet fuckin NOON BARBARI

MISS ME WITH THT OMLET BS

He is so arya noon barbari its insane

by Ya boi tz October 21, 2018

bare hand barbarian

1. A Dude that beats his cock dry.

“Dude we ran out of lotion I guess were going to have to be bare hand barbariana”

by SuperJetSet December 4, 2022

big batty oblong barbara

juicy ass nowhere near as fat as big 6 foot monster nathans fit mum

hey would you like a big batty oblong barbara as your main course or a starter, we also have a 6 foot monster who likes to shit in phone boxes for the bants

by monkeyman69withasmallbanana June 1, 2023

Barbara Billingsley

b. December 12, 1915. Played June Cleaver on _Leave it to Beaver_ (1957-1963). Had trouble finding work after the show was cancelled due to typecasting, but this worked to her advantage for the producers of the 1980 comedy movie _Airplane!_. Seeing the actress best known for playing the squeaky-clean Mrs. Cleaver speaking "jive" had audiences laughing until they couldn't breathe.

"Barbara Billingsley is still alive? Whoa. . ."

by Gahmuret July 9, 2006

the barbarian

While doing a chick doggy style, right before you blow your load, you unsheathe your broadsword and cut her head off. Afterwards, pull out and blow it in the resulting neck hole. You must then take the head and bring it to your village elder for meat.

Bob is so good at the barbarian! He's got 15 pounds of meat this week.

by 3411Z April 9, 2007