The hero Male character in the romance novel you're currently reading. Because real men suck at romance, the book boyfriend exists to fill the void.
"Who's Gabe again?"
"The badtard son of a rodeo clown who has a heart of gold and a lurid past."
"And where did you meet this guy?"
"I didn't. He's my book boyfriend. "
"The badtard son of a rodeo clown who has a heart of gold and a lurid past."
"And where did you meet this guy?"
"I didn't. He's my book boyfriend. "
by HeroHandy May 7, 2019
Get the book boyfriend mug.What damn dirty rednecks and stupid hillbillys have none of. You see "book learn'in" is something you learn by actually picking up a book and being able to read it and comprehend what those letters mean. Since most rednecks and hilbillys are as dumb as a box of rocks, they can't read and think people who can read are the devil. This term is very common in the south, to hear the term used down south, either ask the dude with three teeth fucking a goat or the girl who just blew her brothers.
*redneck sittin on old wooden porch with his sheep as car pulls away, and hillbilly freind walks up* Redneck :That city folk thought he had lots o' book learn'in,cause he told me not to hump my sheep it bees ill-eagle.
Hillbilly: shit, did he real be sayin tat?
Redneck : Show did, I told him who would fuck a sick bird ? and you can't tell tis be a sheep?
Hilbilly: Damn city folks think theyz know everythin.
Hillbilly: shit, did he real be sayin tat?
Redneck : Show did, I told him who would fuck a sick bird ? and you can't tell tis be a sheep?
Hilbilly: Damn city folks think theyz know everythin.
by TV CAR April 10, 2010
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Rule 1-never mix the authors names
Rule 2 never cockblock a mans unless he says to
Rule 3 help a mans out with anything
Rule 4 don’t fight a mans only if your provoked
Rule 5 don’t tell any womens about this only if they are hella chill
Rule 6 can’t hit a manz unless a manz hit u first
Rule 7 big manz has to take care of weak manz
Rule 8 manz can’t lie to manz
Rule 9 never throw shade to manz
Rule 10 and the last rule follow all authors rules
Rule 1-never mix the authors names
Rule 2 never cockblock a mans unless he says to
Rule 3 help a mans out with anything
Rule 4 don’t fight a mans only if your provoked
Rule 5 don’t tell any womens about this only if they are hella chill
Rule 6 can’t hit a manz unless a manz hit u first
Rule 7 big manz has to take care of weak manz
Rule 8 manz can’t lie to manz
Rule 9 never throw shade to manz
Rule 10 and the last rule follow all authors rules
by Oscar.uchiha June 4, 2018
Get the book of manz mug.I'd like to stay and drink some more beer, but there's a chemistry test tomorrow and I have to book it.
by Docjoe73 October 15, 2011
Get the Book it mug.A code women use to get together and drink large amounts of alcohol, especially margaritas. It makes their husbands, boyfriends, and other friends think they are doing something smart.
Girl 1: I'm so glad we have book club tonight. I've had a crappy-ass day.
Girl 2: Yep, me too. I'll meet you at the bar at 6.
Girl 2: Yep, me too. I'll meet you at the bar at 6.
by margarita librarian September 23, 2009
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Get the Book douche mug.It's Paper Mario TTD but it's been translated several times by multiple languages on Google Translate to make a abomination that has innuendos, language, and dark humor.
Goombell; "I came, Mario! You finna!"
Carbon: "But the truth is, I'm gonna end my father. Him. All."
Yoshi Kid: "Urk! Hey! What the fuck! I'm going to die on my face."
Viviana: "I think I should punish life..."
That's Book of Mario: Thousands of Doors People!
Carbon: "But the truth is, I'm gonna end my father. Him. All."
Yoshi Kid: "Urk! Hey! What the fuck! I'm going to die on my face."
Viviana: "I think I should punish life..."
That's Book of Mario: Thousands of Doors People!
by aj676767 December 17, 2019
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