bless this mess

something a son would say to his mother when he's being told to clean his room

"bless this mess" i can't make you anymore

by amkilone November 14, 2010

man blessing

The act of a man, being a specimen of an extremely high grade of human genetics, bestowing his procreational seed upon a female.

Look at him. He is strong and sexy, he is incredible at Jeopardy, he can dunk a basketball, he is a pilot, and he just founded a software company. I would do anything for him to give me his man blessing.

by aJayBoulder July 02, 2008

House Blessing

When you walk through a home (not necessarily yours) and ejaculate on random objects.

"Dude, I got drunk and gave Jodi a house blessing while she was at pilates!"

by Anonymous983938938572389 June 19, 2013

Blessing in Disguise

An idiom where something bad actually had a good side.

Not eating the chicken was a blessing in disguise due to the fact it was poisoned.

by Lori E. February 07, 2022

Aphrodite's Blessing

When you're banging a chick and she orgasm so hard it pushes your penis out and proceeds to spray liquid all over you and the surrounding area.

Man 1: Last night was crazy, she gave me an Aphrodite's Blessing after I pumped her for hours.
Man 2: Yeah, I can still smell it on you.

by DefinitelyNotRedDiamond17 October 14, 2021

bless up

a form of sexual intimacy towards friends

B: Sup Ma
C: Wassup shart
B: Bless up fr 🙏🙏🙏

by faded than a hoe January 27, 2023

Blessed Sacrament

bs rocks, class of 03 rocks, mrs loudan does suck, we didn't like public school kids, now we do, we are nice, we are bitches, we are spoiled...we are the bulldogs.

bs girl: i'm hott
bs guy: you are hott

by 03bsssss foreevvaaa yaalllsuckkk April 18, 2005