deck the balls

1) To festoon one's testicles with colored lights, evergreen garlands, and tiny Christmas ornaments

2) To punch Santa Claus in the nuts for shortchanging you last Christmas

1) I wanted to make my girlfriend feel merry in the bedroom this Christmas so I decided to deck the balls.

2) In spite of being a good boy, Santa gave me nothing but a pack of underwear last Christmas, so this year I'm gonna wait in ambush in front of the fireplace so that I can deck the balls.

by chadsuperhero December 9, 2013

big bunny balls

A term that is something of a “left handed” compliment, meaning that a person may be showing some courage, but only a very minuscule amount.

Of course he stands up to the CEO for us as our supervisor, he’s shown us repeatedly that he’s got big bunny balls!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019

ant balls

A set of balls so massive that they are fit for an ant.

Luigi refused to fight because he didn't have ant balls.

by luigi425 June 20, 2009

balls are touching

The necessary and sufficient criterion for homosexuality (i.e., it's gay if and only if balls are touching).

A pool table is the gayest thing in existence, since balls are touching.

by miji January 9, 2008

Dubstep Blue Balls

A phenomenon that occurs when listening to a sweet dubstep song, and for one reason or another the song is cut off right before the breakdown, as the bass is about to drop.

Everyone at the party got dubstep blue balls because the neighbors shut off the power.

by frettymercury May 14, 2011

trip balls

When hallucinagating on any substance.

Damn dude, that ash tray has been talkin shit to me all night, fuck I'm trippin balls man.

by tabba-nackle March 21, 2003

Balls Farting💯

Balls farting💯 Often happens when dad is drunk. But honestly can happen whenever you feel like it.

“ ‘there are like 12 people from my highschool….’ ” nah, Balls farting💯

by Lilstickynutz January 19, 2022