Norwegian Alarm Clock

When you ejaculate on a piece of lefse and smack somebody on the head in the morning while there sleeping and yelling "good morning"

I gave my girl a norwegian alarm clock so she could make me a sandwich

by Joe Joe Ives December 17, 2011

Mexican Fire Alarm

To eat really gross mexican food (cheap tacos) and poop it out all over the hallway of a hotel or apartment and pull the fire alarm and watch everyone run through it.

"Oh dude that mexican fire alarm had me cleaning my feet for hours last night"

by gaddo847 March 26, 2009

Alarm

An audible alert to wake you up in the morning.

He set Alarm to wake him up for work.

Plural: He set 2 larms to wake his tired ass up.

by Green31 July 10, 2014

smoke alarm

1. euphemism for a small busybody, frequently mounted on the ceiling, that tattles every time anyone cooks anything or takes a shower.

2. Good excuse to have a migraine.

3. Might even alert peeps to smoke too, if it didn't run its batteries down doing false alarms.

4. Never taken seriously due to false alarms. See also, cry wolf.

The landlord had to put in smoke alarms to satisfy fire code and insurance. The rents had to take the batteries out of the little ijits to preserve our sanity.

The whole complex burned down because a neighbor left the batteries in his smoke alarm, so when another neighbor's smoke alarm went off, he thought it was a false alarm.

by downstrike April 26, 2006

Fire Alarm

When people are evacuated from a building, usually during times of harsh, brutal weather, and are left standing in the blistering cold for a long period of time for no reason.

The fire alarm went off and we had to stand outside in the blizzard for three hours when there was never a fire to begin with

by Niko 22 December 18, 2011

aclarie

The act of passive aggressively spamming an internet forum by way of using a leave of absence as justification. It is an extremely effective method of boosting one's post count in spikes.

Oh look. Pika pulled an aclarie.

by himitsu desu March 28, 2009

azarfarism

a common mental illness,choos class ,silent fart classes

ramin azarfarism

by namnabat June 21, 2016