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People's Choice Award

Ted: "Wow, our democracy is now nothing but a "People's Choice Award." We quit caring about background, character, intelligence or other intangibles, and simply pick the most entertaining white guy."
Russ: "Yep, Trump is no Lincoln, Eisenhower or FDR. I guess half the country finds him entertaining enough to be leader of the free world."
Ted: "Makes great sense, doesn't it? You don't think the rest of the world is both freaking out and laughing at us at the same time, do you?"
by hodags1966 November 12, 2020
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Awkwardness

-To be most uncomfortable in a situation. Most of us have experienced awkwardness when having to talk in front of a large group of people with the usual "so yea" and "so like".

-Another form of awkwardness would be when talking in person and being really really unsure and unusual about your actions and words. Not knowing what do except acting "awkward" ( See Awkward ) Unintentionally.

-Trinh.
Handsome Guy: "Hey beauitful"
Girl: -nods, smiles, and turns red-
Handsome Guy: "Your awkwardness. It's adorable"
Girl: -still nodding- "Ha yepp..."
by PabsCerv November 2, 2014
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Grammy Awards

The worst representation of "good music." Grammy awards are not given out to the best music of the year by any stretch of the imagination. The awards are given out to the acts that either A. Sell the most albums or singles or get the most playtime on radio/MTV or B. Classic Rock artists that still produce music even though they are decades past their prime. The Grammy's are supposed to be the most "prestigious" awarsd in the music industry but a piece of cow shit is more prestigious than a Grammy Award.
"Who's gonna sweep up all the Grammy Awards this year?"
"Did U2 put out another shitty album this year?"
"I think so"
"Then that's your answer"
by bigjeffrey8899 May 1, 2010
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Douchebag Of The Year Award

A fictional award given out during the fictional awards ceremony known as the E.M.M.Ys. It is awarded to the one person every year who showed the most extreme douchbagary throughout the year.
The Douchebag Of The Year Award for the year 2009 was given to Kanye West for his actions toward Taylor Swift during the 2009 MTV VMAs. Not cool Kanye... Not cool.
by Xero _ Manifest January 2, 2011
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NAACP Awards

An awards ceremony for black people that they are allowed to have, but white people would be racist for having a white awards ceremony
NAACP Awards show is on FOX interrupting Bones!!.
by AngrySouthernWhiteBitch February 12, 2009
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awkward taco

What you call someone who creates an awkward situation.

What happens when a drunk, tired, high, or intellectually disabled individual attempts to say "awkward turtle".

Rumoured to originate from the deep dark bowels of Kemptville, Ontario, Canada. (A hostile and dangerous community)
Man: So how long have you been pregnant for?
Girl: I'm not pregnant you awkward taco

Man: Well hey sexy lady

Women: well excuse me, I'm a nun!
Man: well awkward taco to you too...jack-ass

Any episode of The View
by the man with the monocle December 31, 2011
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Golden Raspberry Award

The longer name for the Razzie Awards, which have annually dis-honored Worst Achivements in Film since 1980. Worst Picture "winners" include CAN'T STOP THE MUSIC, HOWARD THE DUCK, Madonna's remake of SWEPT AWAY, GIGLI and Halle Berry as CATWOMAN.
Halle bery actually showed up to accept her Golden Raspberry Award as Worst Actress of 2004 for CATWOMAN.
by HeadBerry April 30, 2005
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