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Spend the night at the Zoo 

Basically it means to get laid.
Guy 1: Hey so how are you and your girl going?

Guy 2: I'm Finally going to Spend the night at the Zoo!

Guy 1: That's my boy! Finna get it in!

drop off the kids at the pool 

See: Pinch a Grumpy
Dude, before we go surfin', I gotta drop off the kids at the pool.

no room at the inn 

Meaning that a thing (such as a wastepaperbasket) or a place (such as a garden shed) is absofuckinglutely stuffed to capacity and can simply hold no more without the lid shooting off or the door(s) bursting open.
(Angie): Craig, can you please put that cat carrier in the garden shed?

(Craig): Sorry, no can do. There'should no room at the inn.

panic at the disco fan 

letss compare a real panic fan to a fake one, shall we?

---FAKES---

A fake Panic at the Disco fan would only be a screaming fangirl trying to rape Brendon Urie in his sleep just because he looked good BACK THEN IN 2005 and this fake fan has no idea what he looks like now, all thought Brendon has always looked okay.

A fake PATD fan would say they are so addicted to PATD, are a PATD Freak, and want to go to all their concerts, when they really just know one song, usually I Write Sins not Tragedies.

A fake PATD fan wouldn't know what AFYCSO means.

A fake PATD fan doesn't have a clue who Brent Wilson and/or Pete Wentz is.

---REAL---

A real PATD fan would know at least maybe three or even all of their songs by heart.

A real PATD fan would know all, or at least 75% of all their song titles.

A real PATD fan knows who Brent Wilson is.

A real PATD fan would know there's life outside I Write Sins not Tragedies.

A real PATD fan would do the right thing/opposite than what the fake one does.

EXAMPLE BELOW
Now let's see the difference between a real panic at the disco fan and a fake one!

Ex.1:

patdgurl (fake fan)
paige_atthedisco (real fan)

patdgurl: OMG, PAIGE I LOVE PANIC AT THE DISCO! IM A PANIC AT THE DISCO FREAK I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!

paige_atthedisco: Oh, cool...so do I. What's your favourite song?

patdgurl: I TOTALLY LOVE I WRITE SINS NOT TRAGEDIES

paige_atthedisco: Awesome. Do you like When the Day Met the Night?

patdgurl: Wtf, I don't listen to Fall Out Boy.

paige_atthedisco: -_- *leaves*

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Ex.2:

paige_atthedisco: Hey, how are ya?

patdgurl: Not much, I really like Panic at the Disco! I LOVE BRANDON!

paige_atthedisco: It's Brendon...and I like Jon. He's so funny.

patdgurl: Who the heck is Jon?

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See the difference?

praying at the porcelin alter 

Similar to Driving the big white bus, only this time you are on your knees in front of the toilet puking up your lunch, everything you had to drink in the past 8 hours and part of your small intestine. You are also swearing to God or Jesus or the Devil or whoever that you will NEVER EVER NEVER get so fucking wasted again for the rest of your life, but probably will at the next party you are invited to next weekend.
Services beging following Happy hour.

Eat Shit & Bark at the moon 

This quote is often used when telling someone off...
Basically, your calling them a dog.
" I'm done with you... Go EAT SHIT & BARK AT THE MOON...!"