Friendly Assist

To give someone "friendly assist" is to give a hand job.
Hey I'm going to Jeff's house to give him a friendly assist. He's gonna love it.
by GildenBeanpole December 17, 2023
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friendly assist

Giving a friend a hand job outside of a relationship.
It's been a while for Brad so I gave him a friendly assist.
by Ahael December 19, 2023
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Her age is currently over 20+ but the exact age is not known currently. She is the current Android operating system new virtual system
Samsung has now decided to make a virtual system called the Samsung's Sam Virtual Assistant (SSVA)
by SSVA June 01, 2021
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Colombian Assist

When you make an incredible pass to your boy unintentionally, and it turns out great for everyone.
I went to Medellín with my boy Aaron and he threw me an amazing Colombian assist. We went back to our Airbnb with these girls and I ended up with the girl he wanted to get with, but it all turned out great, because he found himself with a girl he liked even more. Good times.
by 2Legit2Hit September 16, 2023
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Assistant Regional Danager

The type of person who thinks they have more power than they actually do. This person thinks they are the boss, despite nobody official actually bestowing this authority upon them. They especially enjoy claiming to be in charge when the actual boss is gone for the day.
You hear the boss is gone today?

Fuck, yeah, I guess that means we have to deal with Assistant Regional Danager today.
by DanagerDamager December 21, 2021
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Little Goon Assistant

A word used to define of what is essentially a catalyst to a man's addiction to sexual intercourse or intimacy, being a girlfriend to a gooner and not helping their addiction.
Person 1: "Aw great, it's the gooner and their Little Goon Assistant."
Person 2: "...Gross."
by perroa March 22, 2024
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substitutes assist

highly paid but permanent bench warming sport stars helping team mates in a similar position
Pepe was credited with a substitutes assist for özil... he wanked him off behind the bins
by spaz juice September 19, 2020
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