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Lay beef

to lay beef or the act of laying beef is when a person and or persons fart, poop, or shart, without telling the other people in the room.
"glenn was laying beef while the rest of us sat by watching tv unsuspectingly"

" I was about to lay beef in the middle of a speech, but decided to hold it in."
by JERANIMAL July 19, 2009
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lay it down

In pinochle, means to assert your hands' dominance by showing all your cards to your opponents. They can challenge said "lay" by telling you to "pick it up"; at which point, the person who laid it down begins talking trash and sweating profusely
"can't believe he laid that shit down; he only had 15 tricks, tops"
never lay it down when you have 15 tricks kids.
by OhThisGuy21 November 5, 2016
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Lay The Sauce

How would you feel about me Layin' The Sauce on your ex?

Yeah, I laid the sauce on her last night while watching Bigmouth on Nextflix

Want me to...Lay The Sauce tonight?
by M3Ko_MAI1 December 6, 2018
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lay a hump

Oh baby, when I get home from work tonight I'm gonna lay a hump in you!
by Katiekatlovesherrat February 10, 2009
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Lay DD

Like ADD (attention deficit disorder), but the inablility to pay attention occurs in the bedroom instead of the classroom.
I was getting it on with the mrs. last night, but couldnt stop thinking about world of warcraft, damn lay DD...
by robhk888 November 26, 2007
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lay chili

1. Lay chilly, as in wait, be cool.

2. Lay chili, as in to party very hard.

3. Lay chili, as in serious defecation after partying hard; beer shits.
1. "Dude, lay chilly; I don't wanna get my ass kicked"

2. "Dude, I'm gonna lay some chili tonight, yace-ah"

3. "Aw dude, I have got to lay chili right now or there is gonna be something you don't want."
by Joe Bone March 9, 2005
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Lay an Egg

to fail to make people enjoy or be interested in something.
Our first two sketches got big laughs, but the next two laid an egg. (Lay an egg used in the past tense, laid an egg)
by Jenkins! June 14, 2008
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