Smart-aleck

A know-and-all. Someone who thinks they know Eve and is a real jerk

Mom: I thought I told you to wash dishes.
Daughter: *mumbles under her breath* here we go again.
Mom: Excuse me young lady?!
Daughter: You probably would’ve heard me if you wasn’t deaf!!
Mom: Do be a smart-aleck with me
(An argument begins)

by Lexi02 April 1, 2019

Alec

Alec is one of the nerdiest types of human alive.
Alec really likes Roblox and Minecraft.
His screen time is probably 14 Hours.
The problem with Alec playing Roblox and Minecraft is that he is really bad at it, not just bad but really bad.
Most Alec's are very Cringe.
Alec's have very small dicks.
Alec is Ugly, he has glasses and he is not very tall.
Alec is gay and likes to gangbang Tomas.

Alec invited me to my game, but he is very bad so I am just no gonna accept.
ewwww Alec is so ugly.
I would never want to date Alec.

by BroodjeXL May 16, 2022

aleef

That funny name that makes you think of a dark skinned kid that you would love to roll up in a giant piece of paper, light his hair on fire and smoke him

Have you heard of that kid named aleef, he sounds like something I'd smoke!

by DanTheMan1029 March 23, 2011

Alec

A guy who is a player, an idiot. Thinks he can get any girl he wants and that every girl is in love with him (they really are). He is a ass and will tell the truth no matter how much it hurts the other person. He tends to look like an ass in every picture taken of him. Especially the ones at school in the hawaiian shirt. He wants one girl and the one girl he wants he pissed off, so he can't have her. He is the hottest guy alive. Beautiful and perfect. He's tall and has great hair. He is a pervert but no matter what he's perfect and will make any girl blush.

Me:Don't you see him?
Friend:Of course. It's Alec.
Me:He's perfect.
Friend:He's an ass.

by Alecsbestfriend(jkihatehim) August 14, 2011

Aleck

Gay nigga who be hella gay

Aleck hella gay bruv

by Icrywhenimasturbate333 February 4, 2019

Alec Baldwin

A dude; a gent; a cool guy who manages to keep coming back and attaining professional success in spite of numerous professional and personal failings causes by bad judgment and a complete lack of foresight.

A guy of wisdom, stamina, and good taste gained through numerous failures and comebacks.

v. To make come backs from numerous failures brought on by the exercise of poor judgment.

Guy 1: "Dude, your uncle Ray is amazing! He's been married and divorced 4 times, and now he's with that hot 26 year old bette. He has a master's degree in microbiology, but he works as a clerk at a gas station. Yet somehow he is pulling in $90 large a year and driving that sweet Audi. How does he do it, man?"
Guy 2: "He's a total Alec Baldwin!"

Patient: "Doc, what am I gonna do? In the last month I've lost my wife, my house, my job, and I've been to jail for insider trading!! My life is fucked!"
Psychiatrist: "What you're gonna do is stop whining, and pull an Alec Baldwin!"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010

Alecio

Alecio is a hideous boy who has a tiny dick,almost microscopic, he is very talented at making people run away and also at making dry jokes

Alecio is a type of parasite found in stds.
He is walking herpes and claims to be handsome

Guy 1: "ooh that guy is ugly"
Guy 2:" he must be an Alecio"

Doctor:" have you been sexually active lately?"
Patient:"yeah."
Doctor:" unfortunately you have been diagnosed with Alecio."

by @matilda101 July 21, 2019