Absonotely

The combination of absolutely and not in one easy to say word.

"Did you understand all of that?"
"Absonotely"

by Ed Martinez October 19, 2004

absolut zero

1. The point in an evening of drinking where one blacks out from copious amounts of Absolut
2. A time in one's life where their only joy is returning home for more Absolut

1. Jimmy - Dude, was that you running around the party screaming your ass off last night?
Dan - I don't remember man, I hit absolut zero at about 11...

2. George - Is it just me, or has Rob hit absolut zero since he started working as an accountant?

by sumone scary March 6, 2010

Absolutely perfect

My bae bae

Maddie is absolutely perfect!!!

by Sambobway3388 February 13, 2019

Absolutely Nothing

Women's way of saying she has nothing but yet everything.

I have absolutely nothing to wear.

by hammylein May 29, 2018

Absolute zero

<n>

1) Science; The temperature at which any molecule will oscillate/vibrate at it's slowest speed.
e.g.:-
-273ºC
-459ºF
0ºK.

2) Slang; A hopeless person.

1) "And so class, we can now see that this material has reached absolute zero. The molecules are at the slowest they'll ever be."

2) "Godfrey is an absolute zero."

by Stuart Fletcher November 7, 2004

Absolute Legend

People that:
Don't spam with Erron Black on Mortal Kombat
Bite Ice Cream
Know what girls do during their free time outside of school
People who beat Asians in video games
People with followers on Reddit
People who crap at school
People who choose to go outside by themself at night on Friday the 13th
People who actually raid Area 51
People outside of the USA that don't see us as clueless fat lards
Don't eat any cookie dough when they can

Dude, Anthony is an absolute legend!

by Give the moose his food, Eli September 15, 2019

absomotherfuckinlutley

highly streesing the word yes mean hell ya

hey u wanna eat sum pussy absomotherfuckinglutley

by brook April 11, 2004