assholery

1. The outcome, both tangible and intangable, of someone's being an asshole.

2. The art and science of being an asshole.

1. Tom's assholery caused his arrest.

2. Bill had dedicated himself to assholery, so where better to practice it, then in politics?

by 91flhs March 1, 2011

Rusty Asshole

(Noun)Feces residue around the butthole that remains after a insufficeint whiping.
(Noun)When when you lick the crust off of someones rectum.

"Yo my girl gave me a rusty asshole."
"Yo son that kids gotta real rusty asshole."
"Yo, I ran outta fuckin whipes, now I gotta rusty asshole."
"Hey, my girl wants me to give her a rusty asshole tonight, I dont know if I want to though."

by Joe Cataldo November 15, 2004

asshole kin

n. Blood relatives of such distant proximity as to provide no interference to lawful marriage.

A man and a woman related as 4th cousins, twice removed have nothing else in common except an "asshole", hence they are considered "asshole kin." They may therefore be lawfully wed.

by C.R.Phillips September 15, 2008

Asshole Theater

1. A term used to describe one's actions if they are considered to be mean or hurtful.
2. A term asked when someone insults you and you have no other comeback. A clean, yet weak comeback that doesn't insult one's mother or race.

1. Wow did you see what he did to her? That's Asshole Theater right there!
2. Random Person - You're stupid
You - When Asshole Theater is over you can come talk to me.

by RandomDictionaryEntriezXD February 25, 2010

projectile asshole tornado

When a fart emerges with such power and velocity that it can destroy and level all man-made structures within a wide radius.

His recent projectile asshole tornado was mistaken for an actual weather event by the National Weather Service when it virtually devastated an entire small midwestern town.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019

poisonous asshole

A particularly terrible asshole.

Well I can tell you that in retrospect I would not have voted for this poisonous asshole!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2020

Bank Drive-thru Asshole

Bank Drive-thru Asshole uses the drive-thru lane at the bank to conduct 20 minutes of banking that should be taken care of by walking inside. The grossly overweight Bank Drive-thru Asshole obviously can’t waddle their fat asses inside the lobby, so their only hope is that their rusted, oil-burning piece of crap car will idle long enough at the drive-thru. Bank Drive-thru Asshole often causes an unsuspecting and unfortunate victim to lose the Bank Drive-thru Lottery.

Bank Drive-thru Asshole will also not hesitate to use the Commercial Lane. Apparently, Bank Drive-thru Asshole also lacks the ability to fill out a deposit slip BEFORE their turn in line. Bank Drive-thru Asshole would be better served going to the local check cashing store to cash their monthly unemployment or welfare checks.

Bank Drive-thru Asshole's next stop is the convenience store, which usually results in the morphing into Cigartette Asshole and/or Lottery Ticket Asshole.

I got caught behind Bank Drive-thru Asshole this morning. They must have been trying to cash a forged state check which was signed by three different people. To top it off, Bank Drive-thru Asshole probably had no valid ID. Damn...they made me lose the Bank Drive-thru Lottery.

by mad genius December 8, 2010