asdf

response to a text/message when nothing else fits/comes to mind. Instead of lamely replying with 'lol' to a message you don't care to answer to or think about, you put 'asdf' just so the person knows you got the message, and because you never thought their message was funny anyway, never mind anything to do with laughing out loud.

(new text message from : Lucifer, 5:00 pm)

ugh, just woke up man, hahahaha I'm so lazy -_-

(reply with :)

asdf

by sssquAURE December 21, 2010

asdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiop

An emotion so extreme that you can't express it by just saying "It's Asdfghjkl"

Someone: "Look, Jennifer Lawrence, Natalie Dormer and Emma Watson having a threesome."
Me: "Asdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiop."

by Your Worst Nightmare Is Back January 1, 2015

asdfghjkl

it means ur really friggin bored so u type straight across the keyboard

im bored so i shall type asdfghjkl

by ahh real monsters January 11, 2008

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./

When you are supposed to pay attention in school but you become so bored you type `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./

Person 1:qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Person 2: :)
Person 1: mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
Person 2: :)
Person 1:`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./
Person 2: *types it in*

by 147852369/*-+.0 October 29, 2020

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?

Only true masters of boredom will type this. This series of characters appear when you press every key on the keyboard and then do it again, but while holding shift.

(Or at least on Mac)

"I'm so bored, I could even type `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?"

by arandompersonontheinternet January 29, 2019

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl;'\zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz\;lkjhgfdsa][poiuytrewq=-0987654321`

You're very bored in 2021 and you cant do anything so you just sit there waiting for Covid to end for you to hang out with friends and family so you just sit there like a lonely ass bitch would do instead of actually doing something us-full I recommend doing something that you said you were gonna do but never did! Thank-you for your time.

i have no life `1234567890-=qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;'\zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz\;lkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq=-0987654321`

by `1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]asdfg March 11, 2021

asdf

1) A word often used to communicate shock or frustration at an event while texting or IMing.
*not really an effective form of expressing frustration in real life.

2) Random keyboard mashing.

Other forms are asdfghjkl, asdfghjkl;, and dajfopejrpwi48g

xgenericusernamex: That essay took forever!
randomuser911: Yeah 20 pages, I can't believe it!
xgenericusernamex: ASDF 20??? I THOUGHT IT WAS 2!!!!!!

by soon2bsmerin April 7, 2010