asai

As Soon As I

Asai woke up from miraculously passing out, I came up with this thaught XD

by Nemesis_Centauri February 25, 2018

aside

Is usually used in a play. Is used for inside thoughts that a character or characters are having.

Tim: Did you hear about the new kid?
Jess: No.
Aside:
Jess: I hope he is hot then ill have a good date

by Meow Meow Kitty Rangers September 19, 2018

Asanda

He is very cocky and as no brain most of the time also talks about vodka alot also has a really cringy youtube channel

Hey that guy is so stupid he's such an Asanda

by anonymous October 26, 2020

Awaid

(v.) When a quote of yours becomes featured in someone's instant messenger away message.

yourfriendssn: i was ready to snap necks
yoursn: im glad you didnt
yoursn: i would have been very upset if you didnt include me in that party
yourfriendssn: HAHAHAHAHA
yoursn: really, i would have.
yourfriendssnautoreply: i am truly dusgusted as to how ignorant people are regarding obama.

yourfriendssn: i was ready to snap necks
yourssn: im glad you didnt

yourssn: i would have been very upset if you didnt include me in that party

yoursn: wow. i haven't been awaid in a while.

by COOKIEMONSTAHHHHHH March 22, 2009

assident

Accidental buttsex

Tucker and Luka had an assident

by DexhatesRina May 24, 2011

Assid Burn

The extreme burning pain in the ass caused by:

a) undigested ass-raping habanero pepper chemicals

passing the sphincter.

b) unlubricated ass-scraping friction of a cock in the butt.

c) excessive ass-wiping while cleaning up a stubborn

morning-after spicy dinner shit.

"I am getting too old for hot salsa... gives me assid burn by

morning!"

"Spit on it, dickhead... you're giving me a fucking assid

burn!!"

"Bloody hell! I've given myself assid burn wiping up the damn

jalapeno bean dip that came down the pipe, this morning!"

by dbodude April 2, 2013

assident

Distracted driving from gawking at women in tight shorts or short skirts when the weather turns warm.

I just smacked up my car in another assident while driving through downtown.

by Joey Knuckles July 26, 2017