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Candy apples

Yum yum I’m eating a candy apple Candy apples
by :):D:(cookie September 5, 2021
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Red apples are God

A person who didn't get added by Chae_kk or Chae_kkk because Red apples are God is to cool for him to understand
Bruh I forgot to add Red apples are God
Oh don't worry he's to cool to understand
by cAN I PUT BALLS IN JAWS September 8, 2021
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Red Apples

When you suck way to hard on your man's nuts and he ends up with Red Apples.
Omg Becka I totally gave Tim some Red Apples last night.
by JoJo Jynx December 13, 2021
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Crud-apples

Crud-apples is another, yet a friendly way to cuss. Or, as some people call it, Hill Billy bad words.
"Crud-apples! I dropped my phone!"
"That was today!? Crud-apples!"
"Crud-apples! It's due tomorrow
by Wh33z3 February 22, 2022
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Special apples

A term used to describe edibles, typically used in encoded messages signifying that you want to do drugs with your friends.
You wanna down some special apples later?
Aight bet.
by CubikLlama April 20, 2022
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shoulder apples

When a guy has a defined dip inbetween his upper bicep (round part) and the rest of his arm. The round part near the shoulder is the shoulder apple
Oh wow he has shoulder apples, I just want to bite them!
by anonymous October 27, 2023
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Man Apples

Man apples are the round delicious fruit that hangs right behind the man's fat banana. In the Garden of Eden when Eve took a bite from the forbidden fruit, it wasn't a GOLDEN DELICIOUS she sank her gaping maw into but a big old ripe Man Apple.

Man apples today are enjoyed by various people such as street whores, Junior High School girls, desperate wives and of course, ball licking, clock gobbling flaggets.

Have you had your man apple today?

People in Woodsfield, Ohio believe the Apple Festival is about the celebration of God's Golden tree hanging fruit when in reality it is a reason to suck dick in public by your average JT's Bar Whores and your stuck up wanna bees.
Eric S. cornered me in the Men's restroom at work, yanked down my shorts and took a big ol' taste of my Man Apple's. I asked him what the hell he was doing and he then swallowed my load and wiped his lips clean.

I was looking for some action at the Wooden Shoe when I walked up to a Bar Fly and asked her, her name. She smiled, grabbed my Man Apples and lead me to the alley and gave me the best blow job I have ever had. I dropped a nickle down her tits and slapped her on the face. What a ho.
by SlobKnobRob June 18, 2025
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