alternary

Being defined as the alternate universe where Hillary won the election and everyone is happy

"Man, I wish I was in the Alternary right now"

by stepmomwhodoeswanttoreplaceyou November 6, 2017

alternative

Someone or something that goes against the mainstream and classification. An alternative person cannot be grouped as emo, punk, goth, prep, hippie, nerd, or any other stereotypical group.
Also refers to music. Alternative music is not part of any other genre. Therefore, it cannot be called grunge, punk, metal, pop , etc. Most alternative bands are indie.

Alternative band include: The Killers, Kaiser Chiefs, Bloc Party, Snow Patrol, the Postal Service, Rage Against the Machine.
Antonyms: Green Day, the Spice Girls, Killswitch Engage, etc.

by Mister Know-it-all January 5, 2006

Alternative Comedy

Comedy that is popular amongst students. Sometimes is very avant-garde and ususally not funny at all.

Crap comedian "Is it me, or do all pensioners stink of piss?"

Student louts "Ha!!!!! He's so funny!!" "Now THAT'S alternative comedy at it's finest!"

Normal person "Jesus christ"

by GF October 7, 2005

alterna-fag

one who tries to blend the realms of being nu-metal, goth, emo, and alternative. The end result is an abomination far worse than the above mentioned monstrosities.

The wild alterna-fag will listen to a sitting of the heaviest shit known to a wooly mammoths anus while crying tears of blood and hate, all this occurs while fat ghostly looking "females" claim odd stances on things.

by A WEB'D WAR MACHINE July 3, 2007

Alternative Earthers

People who believe the Earth is not flat nor round. There are many parodies of the Flat Earth Society that make up shapes of the Earth that are unlikely to be true. But one of them probably is, and it starts with an S.

Sandwich

Taco Earther: Yo, those Dinosaur Earthers are really dumb.
Dinosaur Earther: Not as dumb as the Sandwich Earthers!
Sandwich Earther: Using my intellectual brain powers (IQ 1000) I know that Sandwich Earthers are the best Alternative Earthers.

by Sandwich Earth Society June 28, 2018

Alternative Fuel

The best possible excuse when you are discovered attempting to have sex with your car.

Random Person: What the fuck are you doing?!

You: I, umm, I'm experimenting with alternative fuel.

Random Person: Hey, great idea!

by Somnambulizt September 8, 2009

Alternageek

A person who does not look like a stereotypical nerd/geek/brain.

Prep #1: Like, oh my gah!! Look at the geek in the Led Zep-puh-lin shirt!!!
Prep #2: Isn't he, like, the val-uh...val-uh...smartest one in the class?
Prep #3: Oh, him? He's like, an alternageek, duh!!!
All: EWW!!!

by Alternageek #1 December 29, 2004