Admiral Perry

1. Commanding officer of the "Butt Pirate Navy" (1994-present).
2. A gay male who has a flat spot on his head to rest your drink while he gives you a hummer.
(also "Rear Admiral Perry")

All sailors of the Butt Pirate Navy were assembled for a demonstration by Admiral Perry on proper fudge packing.

by Roger February 26, 2003

Admiral Crunch

A breakfast consisting of Cap'n Crunch cereal covered in rum. Purportedly the favored breakfast of Stephen Colbert.

John preferred to eat Admiral Crunch for breakfast because he's a raging alcoholic.

by Drunk Pirate June 11, 2009

adorable kitten

process in which you strip down a persons clothes, drag them across sand paper and rub salt in their wounds. Propping open their mouth and urinating in it is completely optional.

Yeah, i gave Seth an adorable kitten today, even went with the optional urinating. He cried, i laughed.

by Demonboy231 February 28, 2008

Rear Admiral

A Rear Admiral is slang for a proctologist.

"I know I'm a proctologist; and I find it disrespectful to be referred to as a bum doctor or as a Rear Admiral, unless you give me a snappy uniform."

by Duckbutt May 28, 2006

adorable

this so girl called Amie is obviously the a d o r a b l e s t of em all! no competition!

Have you met Amie? She's so damn adorable!

by OOMF June 28, 2013

admiral nelson

a knock off of captain morgan

i had to get me some admiral nelson because i only had 10 bones

by sean January 13, 2005

Adorable

A word used to describe a girl who is charming and irresistable. Often petite with blonde hair and big blue eyes. Having the cutest sweetest personality and voice. You just feel like you have to smile around them and watch out for them. Also may be a Flirt.

Missy walks up and starts talking to a group of guys.
She leaves and one of them turns to his his friend. Who was that? Oh thats just Missy. Just Missy?! she was adorable.

by Some dude 562 April 15, 2011