actually getting sex!! (see: nirvanic moment)
-i'm never really certain i'm definitely going to get sex until i'm actually 'in gear'! (or mid-churn!) way too many freaky variables can exist, or materialize while 'negotiations' are under way!!
nothing in this life is worse than believing one is going to get sex, then the 'plug' is invariably pulled, and one is left 'in tears' with a large 'package' in ones' hands!!
this is largely the lot of males, though i'm sure many a woman has suffered too, from abrupt, non-follow-through!!
-i'm never really certain i'm definitely going to get sex until i'm actually 'in gear'! (or mid-churn!) way too many freaky variables can exist, or materialize while 'negotiations' are under way!!
nothing in this life is worse than believing one is going to get sex, then the 'plug' is invariably pulled, and one is left 'in tears' with a large 'package' in ones' hands!!
this is largely the lot of males, though i'm sure many a woman has suffered too, from abrupt, non-follow-through!!
i was churnin' an burnin', huffin' an puffin', it was sexual actuality!!
i was a piston rod pumping, in a burnin' engine; it was a sweet sexual actuality!
after the pick-up bar struggle, sexual actuality at long last transfixed glenn!
i was a piston rod pumping, in a burnin' engine; it was a sweet sexual actuality!
after the pick-up bar struggle, sexual actuality at long last transfixed glenn!
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(Shes) (a)ctually just tying her s(hoe). It was a comment on a picture that said s(he's) br(ok)en, and showed the girl tying her shoe. shes actually just tying her shoe
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Since the use of the word "lol" has become so rampant, no one actually means that they are "laughing out loud" like the word implies.
Actulol is a replacement for the cliche word "lol" to describe a situation in which you ACTUALLY laughed out loud.
*Actu- Derived from the English word actually, used to describe something that, indeed, did happen.
*lol- An abbreviated way to say "laughing out loud".
Actulol is a replacement for the cliche word "lol" to describe a situation in which you ACTUALLY laughed out loud.
*Actu- Derived from the English word actually, used to describe something that, indeed, did happen.
*lol- An abbreviated way to say "laughing out loud".
Statement: Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Response: actulol
Statement: Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Response: actulol
Statement: he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Response: actulol
Response: actulol
Statement: Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Response: actulol
Statement: he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Response: actulol
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The only Stephen I know who is pronounced 'Steven'.
Stephen defines a psychopathic cinnamon roll that everybody loves.
Stephen is not just an employee. He's god and he knows it. He's my religion.
The only thing that Stephen loves (despite himself) is Mirio.
Because Mirio is best boi and you can't tell him otherwise.
Stephen's fans will forever support him in any decision he makes, because Stephen deserves it.
The only Stephen I know who is pronounced 'Steven'.
Stephen defines a psychopathic cinnamon roll that everybody loves.
Stephen is not just an employee. He's god and he knows it. He's my religion.
The only thing that Stephen loves (despite himself) is Mirio.
Because Mirio is best boi and you can't tell him otherwise.
Stephen's fans will forever support him in any decision he makes, because Stephen deserves it.
"Actually Stephen is just an employee"
-"No, Stephen is great and amazing and he deserves anything in the world."
-"No, Stephen is great and amazing and he deserves anything in the world."
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he is mostly popular for his senpai video that got 200k+ likes and his chinese food video that got 600k+ likes.
He posts with his girlfriend, her name is Zoe (actuallyyzoe on tiktok), his sister (nearswaifu on tiktok) and his friends.
He is also very nice to his fans.
he is mostly popular for his senpai video that got 200k+ likes and his chinese food video that got 600k+ likes.
He posts with his girlfriend, her name is Zoe (actuallyyzoe on tiktok), his sister (nearswaifu on tiktok) and his friends.
He is also very nice to his fans.
person 1: do you know actuallyyjosh?
person 2: oh yeah he's the i know you ate my chinese food guy I saw on my for you page
person 2: oh yeah he's the i know you ate my chinese food guy I saw on my for you page
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