pringled

When you get absolutely smashed out drinking and you then get f*cked up on lean

Jeff: Yo, you see Jake last night, he was so pringled
Lachlan: I know! He had 12 rum tins and 2 cups of lean!

by yungcleave September 22, 2016

Pringles Holder

(noun) A round, tube shaped hole found in treadmills and cars designed to hold Pringles. Often mistaken as a cup holder.

“I just saw some dude put his water bottle in the Pringles holder LMAO.”

by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021

Pringle Hands

Unable to hold an asset through volatile price movement. A panic seller. Synonymous with paper hands and weak hands. Antonym of diamond hands.

Dave Portnoy sold his bitcoin at $11k because he's a weak bitch with pringle hands.

by DankHank808 February 22, 2021

Pringled

When you're out drinking alcohol and have to take that first wee of the night, and therefore condemn yourself to regular visits to the restroom. (Once you pop, you don't stop).

"Dude, where are you going? You've just been to the bathroom"

"I can't help it, bro; I've pringled"

by ParaDiggle August 20, 2017

Will Pringle

Literally the sexiest mf alive. He’s a pussy magnet which cannot be stopped. He gets head while playing 2k and has to have a body guard to stop women when he leaves the house with his dog bertrude

He such a Will Pringle 🥵

by Poopmaster42069911 November 22, 2021

Pringling

The act of pretending to provide information in an intellectual manner, giving farcical "examples" that do not actually mean anything in an attempt to trick people into seeing something that isn't actually there.

The tailors made the emperor believe that only the wise could see his new clothes, but it turns out they were pringling just to trick him into walking around naked.

by E. Wick March 15, 2021

Pringle canning

The brave act of fisting an asshole on either male or female, but you can’t go past the knuckles cause it’s bigger than a Pringles can 😉

I fisted a chick like pringle canning but I couldn’t go past my knuckles because it’s was like reaching for Pringles at the end of can.

by SD3535 September 7, 2023