Prickly pear

A rough exterior of that is sweet on the inside just like having sex with your acupuncturist

Hell yesh prickly pear

by Adambernsteinwrotethus September 2, 2017

Stu pear day

11th of April we celebrate stu pear day!

Wow it's stu pear day today

by Rizlas009 April 11, 2023

Something in the pear

Absolute Pear
Soda water
Sprite

A little lemonade

A little grenadine

Something in the pear is… Defined as Sweet, yet tart and absolutely amazing…

by Cody Gay July 18, 2023

do the pears

Move to apartments. Also means literally do the pears.

Dude, I'm gonna do the pears.

by Garfield135 October 4, 2007

Pear company

That one fictional company from iCarly and VICTORiOUS.

I wish the Pear company was real...

by HeisenbergFromHitTVShowBrBa June 2, 2021

A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Pear Juggling

To take a single male testicle in ones mouth, swish it around as best you can, and then switch to the other. This technique is naturally difficult to preform on one balled men. Historically, Hitler was never pear juggled. Most effect when preformed in forests or areas with heavy shrubbery.

“Did you hear Hitler only had one testicle? Definitely never had his pears juggled.”
“Bro, I love a spot of pear juggling”

by Fatlousie June 16, 2019