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Squidward

PHAT DICKNOSED SQUID
Jeez, look at the size of that nose… That’s Squidward all right
by Squidward’s chosen one May 17, 2022
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National Annoy Squidward Day

“Oh! It’s National Annoy Squidward day!”
by MangoLen February 15, 2022
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Squidward bait

Failed attempts at spreading negativity amongst a positive environment
Alex: Hey nice base in Minecraft Veil!

Spoofer: Base could be better.

Alex: Squidward bait.
by Kovey August 28, 2025
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Squidward Effect

When you almost lose consciousness while playing a online game or in a voice chat.
My friend Todd experienced the Squidward effect while playing Minecraft.
by Casper! August 21, 2025
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Dabbing Squidward

A meme of a Squidward dabbing during a holiday parade. The man behind the mask is running for president under, "other" as his candidate checkbox. Fill in dabbing Squidward here.
Oh look, Johnny, it is a dabbing Squidward!
by emster_em December 16, 2019
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Squidward

When a Guy put his balls on his eyes and his dick on her nose now she’s squidward
by Mlavelle November 7, 2021
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Squidward

Squidward is a mediocre clarinet player from Spongebob Squarepants, he is a squid with a dick hangin from his face.
"Shut up Squidward, you mediocre clarinet player."
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