turd unit

When someone is being a shit head you call them a turd unit

"Hey have you seen Marc's photo? He's a right turd unit"

by Jay83 October 21, 2015

sour turd

when you fart so fucking much you turd out a sour patch kid. If you are on this page you are stupid

guy 1:hey jimmy! there’s a sour patch kid in my shit! a sour turd! wanna eat it? jimmy: the fu-

by sourpatchkid302 January 22, 2022

giftwrap turd

a douchebag bag that dresses elegantly to impress everyone.
a narcissist in high fashion clothing.

Wow mike that's quite an outfit, your a real giftwrap turd

by timi kay July 28, 2023

turd filled

full of excrement logs

dude look at that turd filled mug!

by urghuofd9gui December 6, 2021

Turd

A piece of shit that comes out of the ass.

Look at the size of that turd!

by Rebel2012 July 1, 2020

Turd Bang

Lana Rhoades only known to preformed this sex act. Takes an HIV/AIDS+ turd directly inside her holes(all 3). As a sidenote it's fucking disgusting.

Yo! Bro turn that 💩 off! Lana's Turd Bang is foul as FAULK dude!

by Monkey Face Killah October 4, 2023

burb turd

Preppy douche bag from the suburbs.

"Hey man, quit acting like you grew up hard. Your really a burb turd. "

by bret maverick October 18, 2018