scalloped potatoes

To masturbate using somone else's shit as lubricant.

" Me and the old lady tried scalloped potatoes last night. I got shit stuck in my pre hole."

by Shit guru June 30, 2017

Potato

You will know a *potato* when you see one

My cat is a VERY fat potato

by HAHahaaaaa11 November 23, 2021

Sweet Potato

A sweet potato is when a thot plays your skin flute while your driving a tractor.

"Hey, whats up?"
"Not much, Just got a sweet potato. You?"

by St0rmTesticles September 12, 2021

potato

The best thing.
The places it's grown are the best, namely Idaho and Ireland. They are so great that many museums have been built just for them. They are so great that when they went bad a million people died.
I am potato

Person 1:"What do you want to do?"
Person 2:"Potato."
Person 1:"What?"
Person 2:"POTATO!! Potato, potato potato, pototo."

by Ranger Russet December 31, 2023

Potato

A Fun insult for your friend. Or anyone.

Wow, Maddison is a #potato lol.

by Akenf June 24, 2019

Potato Male

A potato male is a frail and weak male compared to other higher class males such as Yogurt males and Gigma males. They are very self conscious and hate going to the gym and people that go to it. Unlike Yogurt males they try to make there life simpler but end up making it the most complicated thing on earth by overthinking everything. Basically, these guys are the guys that get bullied in school

OMG EEWWW! Is that guy a Potato male?
(runs away)

by The Yogurt male July 25, 2022

The John's Potato

Similar to the bee's knees or the cats miaow.
Something awesome, cool or enjoyable.

Person 1: Have you been to that new restaurant??

Person 2: Yeah! It's the John's Potato!

by awesomemannn September 23, 2021