cum barge

Frothy head on a tapped beer so thick that one is hesitant to plow through it.

It must be the bartender's first night. Look at the cum barge he put on this beer.

by pauliejr October 13, 2006

underwater cum

underwater cum : the diaphanous squirts and threads of a guy's cumgasm underwater when he's jacking off in the bathtub or in a swimming pool.

I'm always amazed at the amount of underwater cum there is after I blow my load in the pool!

by USAF Cadet January 4, 2021

Cocoa Cum

The semen of a Negro.

"Calvin bragged that once a bitch had tasted his cocoa cum, she would never want whitey's love juice again."

by der Alte Fritz July 29, 2006

cum monster

A man who cums using a monster voice

Dylan was a real cum monster last night

by wgukgigjyg April 3, 2016

cum sump

A derrogatory term for a mouth.

The editors of urban dictionary need to shut their cum sumps and publish this definition.

by The_JDH July 23, 2009

cum vacum

when some one swallows all the sperm you put in there mouth

Shes a CUM VACUM bcuz i shot a heavy load in her mouth and she swallowed it.

by I LIKE HEAD February 28, 2010

Cum Slugs

Globules or strands of stray cum which might have travelled further then you thought & thus don't get cleaned up, which once dry look it / resemble a slug!

Ken "I had a good wank the other day in my mums room, I thought I'd cleaned all the cum entrails up but a few cum slugs had formed on the wall which I hadn't noticed!!"

Frank "what happened, did you mum find them?"

Ken "yeah & it wasn't the first time she had found my cum slugs, so I was in deep trouble!!"

by Lord_of_ Words October 21, 2010