bones <3

hawtest twink to exist. berry kewl and can pull any bitch he wants.
person: ayo, look it's bones

person 2: ew. lmao. look miss gurl it's bone- AYO WHERE TF MY GF AT

person: she's right there🙄 next to bones

person 2: FAWK

bones <3: lmao ogey
by not bones<3 March 24, 2021
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Ham Bone

A Ham Bone is an old phrase used for people who have a very high sense of themself. They will brag about how great they are at parties. Their stories get very old after various re-tellings. Most people have a relative who is a ham bone. They usually lack sincerity, but like to portray they do. Keep them away from your wives or significant others...
I recently saw Bruce Springsteen's One Man Broadway Show. What a Ham Bone.
by Fritz Katten December 28, 2018
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Bone breath

After having a cup of bone broth, the new craze with health benefits to both male and female, you may develop symptoms of bone breath.
Michael thought his boyfriend was cheating on him until he found empty containers of bone broth under his bed, thus explaining the frequency of his bone breath.
by Petesbeeps October 11, 2017
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phone bone

I just got phone boned...huh.
by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019
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boned the pig

A metaphor for a TV show that starts out mediocre or even poor before becoming a strong show in later episodes and/or seasons.

The term originates with the show "Black Mirror."
"Community" is my favorite TV show, but it boned the pig and so never developed the following it deserved.

You'll love "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," but be warned that it boned the pig for the better part of a season before finding its stride.
by RiddleRider January 25, 2020
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Lazy bones

Adjective when Iona sleeps until 11 AM, Aka lounger, bystander, drone, idler, laggard, loafer, observer, slouch, sluggard, spectator.
It's 11 AM, is Iona still asleep?

Yes, proper lazy bones!
by Iona's Dad July 29, 2021
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throne and bone

when you invite someone over to watch game of thrones, with the intention to fornicate.
I have an HBO subscription, throne and bone?
by Saucelyn May 06, 2019
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