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New York Minute

An imaginary measurement of time that indicates an extreme quickness. Lending itself to the fast-paced lifestyle associated with New York City.
When I was in the Bronx I got mugged, shot, raped, and murdered in a New York Minute. In Detroit it would take at least 2.
by James December 8, 2003
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weekly world news

A newspaper that, while intensely hilarious, will probably lower your IQ 2 points per page.
Me love read Weekly World News.
by ClockworkRose December 20, 2004
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rip a new asshole

1. to have words with, to reprimand, to set the reord straight, to “own” (a figurative threat)
2. to whoop somebody (semi-literal threat)
3. what a bad mofo does who intends to do something really bad to someone's hiney or asshole. (literal threat)
4. what the other guys do to you when you drop a bar of soap in the shower in prison
I told my son that I was going to come after his wife for disrespecting my mother, to rip a new asshole if she didn't send the girls dance pictures like she promised us.
by ana unum aka queen latrine January 21, 2007
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New York Knicks

Went from contentders, to cocksuckers, when A-Holevision bought the Knicks, and the Rangers, from Dave Checketts. Both teams would never be the same again.
Damn you Cablevision! Damn you to Hell!
by Omega Death May 8, 2005
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New Old Fashion

Oops sorry, just got done giving a new old fashion.
by revbjeff December 28, 2010
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new 69 style

Term used by non English speaking scammers to get newbies in the sex industry/escorting world to fork over their hard earned $$ and never get themselves ‘forked’ because there is no such thing as a new style 69. Zero chance of getting your junk wet
My Services:
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GFE, new 69 style🌸
by Holly got no bush December 26, 2020
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Ghetto News Flash!!!

Text messages for breaking news in a dramatic fashion, connecting friends that may have not witnessed an event or outrages act amongst friends with only 10% of it being fact... keke
For instant the true story- Captain, got his first job interview of the year, it only took 6 months to get, but during the drug test he ran out because he knew he wouldn't pass...

Now the Ghetto News Flash!!! verison of the event... Ghetto News Flash!!! Captain just took his drug test, used his girls pee, and when he got the results he find out that his girl was 3 weeks pregnant... TSH... Oh and he didn't get the job... keke
by Bealuv, Captain July 1, 2009
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