bloe job 

The combination of blow job and toe job. While he receives oral sex, the male inserts his big toe into the woman's vagina and fucks her with it, vigorously rubbing her clitoris and bringing both to an earth-shattering dual orgasm.

Dick and Gina loved to do bloe jobs on one another before they 69ed.

bloe job by grovemeister January 4, 2008

Steve Job

The act of receiving sexual pleasure while simultaneously listening to one's Ipod.

The other day my girlfriend gave me the best Steve Job while I was listening to Phil Collins-In the Air Tonight.

Steve Job by Ipod Dome Lover August 25, 2010

nose-job 

To get it up the nose by someone's dick and 'sniffing' down the ejaculation.

After that nose-job, my bitch had cum leaking from her eyes.

nose-job by Bastardized Bottomburp March 25, 2003

Pacific Rim Job 

A sexual act in which you are giving a fat woman a rim job, and she stores water in her back fat rolls and dumps it on you.

"I was giving this girl a Pacific Rim Job the other day."
"Man how fat was she?!?!"

Pacific Rim Job by Birrox February 5, 2015

Shrimp job 

When a woman sucks a mans toes

The man thought something good was gonna hapen but all he got from her was a shrimp job

Shrimp job by James March 10, 2003

state job

1.) Gets 20 breaks a day
2.) Has a good relashanship with the donut guy
3.) Is the most rested person in town.
4.)Knows all the places to hid from the supervisor.

1.)My neighbor who works as a police officer makes sure to check his mail three times a day and he keeps his driveway warm with his police SUV. Everyday around three I see him at the party store scratching lotto tickets.

2.)Towns Person- Officer someone just robbed the bank! Officer- Well what are you doing sitting around get him you know this is my coffee break!

state job by its so easy April 7, 2004

mustard job 

Ejaculate into a bun, slap a hot dog on the bun, and have someone eat it.

Mustard Job will become mustard job
mustard job will become mustard job

mustard job by John Paul jr February 27, 2008