I've Been Sittin on the Toilet

A phoney-bologna fake made-up song, sung to the tune of, "I've Been Working on the Railroad".

♫ I've been sittin on the toilet ♫

♫ All the live-long day ♫

♫ I've been sittin on the toilet ♫

♫ Just to piss my life away ♫

♫ Don't you hear the whizzer flushing ♫

♫ Sleep in so late in the day ♫

♫ Can't you hear your neighbour yelling ♫

♫ Quick, get the poo-poo spray! ♫

I've Been Sittin on the Toilet by Telephony July 30, 2016

I call slaps 

A term used when you wish to protect your seat by slapping it before you leave. This means you will have your spot when you return

"Nobody take my spot, I call slaps on this seat"

I call slaps by Anon1738626 December 30, 2016

I'm 7 days

Instead of saying " I'm weak ", you would say " I'm 7 days " because 7 days is a week and weak and week have the same pronunciation.

Chris : knock knock.
Brandon : who is there ?
Chris : Goke ...

Brandon : Goke who ? ... OOHHH I GET IT HAHAHAH I'M 7 DAYS BRO!

I'm 7 days by your local yay arean April 10, 2017

i'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition

the act of loving so much an individual to the point of risking your own well being so the individual is safe and/or healthy.

person a: why would you do that? who are you?
person b: i'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition

i'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition by trevbee August 27, 2017

I Only Ride Park 

A phrase used to tell somebody that the only form of mountain biking you participate in is downhill, park riding. Made popular by Matt Dennison, and Jason Lucas in their song "I Only Ride Park." Used among "park rats"

I only ride park
I don't climb hills
I only ride downhill

I only ride park
I'm on the lift all day
And I don't have no chain

I only ride park
Screw your xc

And your 650b
I only ride park
Im passing all the noobs

And I'm still faster than you

I Only Ride Park by Shredthegnar69 September 20, 2017

i'm not finished with you 

(wrestling) When you think Braun Strowman is done hurting you, and you realize that he isn't.

After getting my arm broken by Braun Strowman, I was loaded into an ambulance. When I got in, I heard a loud voice yell, "I'm not finished with you!" Strowman then tipped over the ambulance with me still inside.

i'm not finished with you by Iranianamericanjournalist February 13, 2018

i finished my homework 

you did? good job. ready for tomorrow night's homework? we know the answer to that.

thinks *yay I finished my homework*
now you're bored
types this
reads this
is disappointed with this definition because it wasn't entertaining at all so now you're going to look up something else but you have no clue what to look up because you already looked up the words bored and i'm bored and the alphabet forwards and backwards and typed random things on the computer
you're wondering how accurate this is
or you might be wondering why I said it was so accurate because you literally did none of those things
but idk I tried mk

i finished my homework by i love hamilton :) May 27, 2018