When you shit your pants and finally make it to the bathroom, only to realize the shit never made it to your underwear because your ass cheeks held it in. It’s a great feeling of relief because you don’t have to throw out your underwear or clean off the shit smeared all over your ass.
Me: Fuck I sharted
Me 5 min later: Yes! I love hitting the lottery, now I don’t have to wipe shit off my legs!
Me 5 min later: Yes! I love hitting the lottery, now I don’t have to wipe shit off my legs!
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 04, 2020
by BlackAustin December 27, 2018
Similar to a bong hit, this rather unique move involves holding a scrunched nerf ball against ones unwashed sphincter and releasing both the nerf ball and ass air,(preferably as rancid as possible) at the same time. While clutching the foul stink ball ever so gently, grab your partner in a headlock and squeeze said ball directly into the nostrils.
Tom- Dude, Last night I gave my girl a bung hit and she broke free from my headlock screaming and hit her head on the mantle. I don’t know which one knocked her out though.
by B75 July 17, 2019
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