DD day

The day a woman celebrates when her bra size is promoted to a DD cup size

Girl #1: when was your DD day?
Girl #2: when I was about 13 and a half

by Anonymous brms July 14, 2015

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Mother's Day

A holiday in which mothers can prance around the house and get whatever they want and still treat you like shit.

Thanks hallmark for inventing Mother's Day so that you can make money off of our guilt!

by MatthewsLuke May 14, 2016

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Milk Day

The third monday of January that is the U.S. Federal Holiday for milk.

Milk day fell on 1/16/2012.

"what's MLK day? is it milk day? I think they forgot the "I" in milk #confused #????" - @AlexEbinger via twitter

"What is this MLK Day I'm reading about? Milk day?" - @Koji_Katsuragi via twitter

by slartbarg January 26, 2012

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newbie days

When you're going through your first weeks of getting high a newbie tends to giggle alot over little things as pot heads the non newbies hardly ever laugh anymore they smoke to feel normal.

Mike: remember the newbie days when we smoked for the first time together in hines park
Me: yeah we had the giggles so bad
Kevin: remember we were by the water and mike talked about teletobbies coming out of the water and killing us
Me: yeah man I miss the newbie days we laughed so much over little things
Kris: its over now lets smoke some more weed

by stewfoo January 13, 2005

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gangster day

When you and all of your friends dress up as gangsters. International gangster day is February 24th.

Bob: Hey Fred, you ready for international gangster day next week? Me and the boys already bought ourselves Du rags on Amazon yesterday.
Fred: sure am Bob! Don’t forget the fake chains and saggy jeans!

by joemammahgangster December 29, 2020

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