Dick realtor

An individual who received good dick, and pursues to tell all of her friends about it, in which her friends flock to thus said dick, because she sold it to them like a realtor.

That girl i picked up last week at the bar liked the sex so much, she turned into my dick realtor, now all of her friends keep calling me.

by The pickle jar July 6, 2010

dick charm

when one uses his dick to tickle someones chin

i was on facebook talking to Ashley then next thing you know Billy was holding my arms back while Adam dick charmed me

by navcity17 July 13, 2010

dick-and-a-half

A detestable megalomaniac whose character flaws and negative impact are blatantly obvious and unavoidable.

Fred is a fucking dick-and-a-half! He ruined the forum for everyone by trying to be a control freak and playing God!

by Rock Cowles March 21, 2007

Dick Cheney

Look up: Darth Vader.

If President Bush dies, Dick Cheney (aka Darth Vader) will be the leader of the Free World.

by ComFan September 8, 2007

dick whistler

a. cock sucker
b. Someone who plays the skin flute with pride and power
c. All gay men

We went to this party but we left early because there were a bunch of dick whistlers there

by odlid December 31, 2007

Infini-Dick

An infinite dick. It is in the shape of the infinity symbol. It has no head, begininning or end. it will be the end of the world. Infini-Dick is the eighth and widely unknown sign of the apocolyse. It is a free form, never ending, floating shaft of penis.

Infini-Dick can not be pleased. Infini-Dick can not finish. Infini-Dick is calloused from never finishing. Infini-Dick has no end or beginning. Infini-Dick is angry. Infini-Dick shall punish you all for not being pleased. You shall all cower in fear before Infini-Dick. i really wanna jizz.

by infinidick March 24, 2009

dick cheney

a very bad shot

i went hunting with dick cheney and lost a lrg

by wheatley boy January 11, 2009